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[hihiou.livejournal.com]

Tch'. Abarai Renji. Finally got a room.

...Not going to no dance either.

Comments

[rosyaura.livejournal.com]

Why not go~?

[hihiou.livejournal.com]

What's the point?

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You too?

The dance is stupid.

[hihiou.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah. Ya by yourself too?

Least you're smart enough to know that much.

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Thankfully. Wonder how long that'll last?

Dumbass, I said it first! Tch. Anyway, I bet I'll be healed up by the dumb dance. I'll need to train. You up for getting your ass handed to you then?

[hihiou.livejournal.com]

I'd say you're waiting forever for someone to wanna be with ya!

I THOUGHT IT BEFORE YA WROTE IT! Trainin', huh? Sure, it'll give me a chance to kick your ass around!

[substituting.livejournal.com]

?! THE HELL!? That's not even relevant! It's just a roommate!

HAH! You're not that smart! Keep thinkin' that way, Renji!

[hihiou.livejournal.com]

Ain't nobody but Rukia gonna wanna be near you when ya sleep! Probably snore and shit too!

SMARTER THAN YOUR DUMB ASS! Tch', I will!

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...I DON'T SNORE! You're old though, bet you do.

OH YEAH? PROVE IT. We'll see about that!

[hihiou.livejournal.com]

BET YA DO! ....KMA;LSKDFM I AM NOT OLD GOD DAMN IT! Just 'cause you're jealous of me being a REAL man!

DON'T GOT TO, IT'S A KNOWN FACT!

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JEALOUS OF YOU? AAAAAAAAAHAAAHAHAAA THANKS FOR THE LAUGH RENJI.

BY WHO?

[hihiou.livejournal.com]

DON'T GO CHOKING ON YOUR STUPIDITY!

EVERYONE! GO AN' ASK! I'M LOADS COOLER THAN YOUR SORRY ASS!

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I'LL CHOKE ON IRONY FIRST.

EVERYONE THAT KNOWS YOU ISN'T HERE! Rukia doesn't count.

[hihiou.livejournal.com]

DO YA EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS?!

....I'M STILL COOLER! Ain't no one 'round trying to look like you is there?!

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MY ENGLISH IS BETTER THAN YOURS. YES.

Why the hell would I want someone around doing that?!

[hihiou.livejournal.com]

SO!?!? THAT DON'T MEAN NOTHING!

'Cause it means you're really cool, dumbass!

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MEANS I KNOW WHAT THE WORD MEANS, IDIOT.

I'm just too awesome that people can't even try to imitate me, stupid!

[hihiou.livejournal.com]

MEANS YOUR SOME NERD!

...THAT DON'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE!

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NO THAT'S ISHIDA.

'CAUSE YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO FIGURE IT OUT!

[hihiou.livejournal.com]

...Good point. You're still a nerd though!

Tch'! YOU'RE JUST SO STUPID NO ONE CAN UNDERSTAND YA!

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I'm not a damn nerd! Don't be pissed just 'cause I'm smart without having to try as hard as you do!

IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND!

[Renji;]

[substituting.livejournal.com]

Oi. Renji.

Rukia's threatening to take one of us to the dance.

[Ichigo;]

[hihiou.livejournal.com]

..NANI?!

You take her! I ain't doing that kinda shit!

Re: [Renji;]

[substituting.livejournal.com]

SCREW YOU! YOU'VE KNOWN HER LONGER! YOU TAKE HER!

I don't friggin' know how to dance! What am I supposed to do there?!

[Ichigo;]

[hihiou.livejournal.com]

THA HELL?! THAT AIN'T NO REASON FOR ME TO TAKE HER!

...You don't know how to dance? AH HA HA HA HA!

...YOU'RE STILL TAKING HER! I AIN'T GOING TO NO DANCE!

Re: [Renji;]

[substituting.livejournal.com]

THAT'S A PLENTY GOOD REASON YOU BASTARD!

You probably don't know how to either since you're chickening out on taking her!

Re: [Ichigo;]

[hihiou.livejournal.com]

...YEAH BUT SHE SLEPT IN YOUR CLOSET! That's gotta mean more.

I KNOW HOW TO DANCE! BETTER THAN YOUR AWKWARD ASS, I BET! 'CAUSE I'M COOL!

Still not taking her though.

Re: [Renji;]

[substituting.livejournal.com]

THAT WASN'T MY CHOICE!

You're retarded! I DON'T WANT TO DANCE BETTER THAN YOU.

I'm gonna kick your ass two times over.

Re: [Ichigo;]

[hihiou.livejournal.com]

YA AIN'T REJECT IT OR ANYTHING!

Tch', ya know you do.

It'll be worth it to see ya all dressed up and dancing! AH HA HA!

Re: [Renji;]

[substituting.livejournal.com]

ARE YOU GONNA TELL RUKIA NO!? Her kicks hurt!

I'd rather fight Kenpachi again than dance better than you.

SCREW THAT.

Re: [Ichigo;]

[hihiou.livejournal.com]

'Cause your a pansy! BE A MAN!

That can be arranged once we get back! I'll talk to him for ya!

WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?!

Re: [Renji;]

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BET RUKIA'S GONNA BE HAPPY WHEN I TELL HER YOU SAID YOU'D GO WITH HER.

...

ASSHOLE. FORGET NEXT WEEK. I'M COMING TO KICK YOUR ASS AGAIN. YOU BETTER BE READY, RENJI.

Re: [Ichigo;]

[hihiou.livejournal.com]

AKMSFD;KLAMSDF NANI?! WHAT ARE YA TALKING ABOUT?!?! DON'T YA DARE SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT OR I'MA COME AND KILL YOU!

There was some way to get him here now I'd have him at your doorstep already! YOU DESERVE TO FIGHT HIM AGAIN!

Re: [Renji;]

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TOO LATE. LIKE HELL I'M GONNA BE SCARED OF YOU!

I'LL MAKE SURE TO TELL BYAKUYA RUKIA THOUGHT OF TAKING YOU TO A DANCE.

Re: [Ichigo;]

[hihiou.livejournal.com]

I'LL JUST TELL HIM HOW SHE SLEPT IN YOUR ROOM FOR SO LONG!

Think he'd be okay with that kinda news?

Re: [Renji;]

[substituting.livejournal.com]

That's fucked up! I DIDN'T ASK HER TO!

Re: [Ichigo;]

[hihiou.livejournal.com]

DON'T BRING HIS ASS INTO THIS SHIT THEN!

Re: [Renji;]

[substituting.livejournal.com]

This didn't solve who's taking Rukia to the dance.

Re: [Ichigo;]

[hihiou.livejournal.com]

We already solved it! You're taking her!

Re: [Renji;]

[substituting.livejournal.com]

Hell no!