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Well, I don't know about you guys, but I can't help but feel a striking sense of déjà vu.

But that's all right. I've handled it once, I can handle it again. Really.

The name's Mercutio. Just Mercutio.

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... Mercutio?

Well isn't it Pandora. You're looking pretty nice there in that icon. Hal buck up and take you yet?

"Take you"?

Assume the worst! Fuck you, of course. But I guess not. He'd take some fake bitch that looks like Simone to you.

It's good to see death doesn't change you, Mercutio.

To tell you the truth, I'm surprised you're not flipping out. Pretty fucking anti-climatic.

I don't express it very well through this.

That's great. Real fucking great. I come into the fucking afterlife (again, DEJA VU BABY) and I get stuck with Miss I stare out the window thinking of Hallow-fucking-ween.

Halloween's here, too. And Fantasia.

Now, I'm surprised you even told me.

The same thing won't happen again.

Oh, really, Pandora? What, you'll just sit and fucking HOPE the world'll work out this time? Here's a hint: this place isn't any better then the shithole we walked off into.

No, because there will be ways to stop you this time.

There really doesn't seem to be a reason behind doing it, though. The responsibility isn't only on us.

'Course not. Maybe things will work out how they should this time.

I ... don't want to know how that is.

Hal'll be able to work it out. Vashti'd probably have a good thousand or so theories, but I bet she'd just be pissed that some girl didn't take a liking to her. Shit like that. Fan might be able to work it out, too, if she's not too off going through the fucking rabbit hole.

I wouldn't expect you to know shit, though, Pandora. You were the dreamer. Bet it was a real trip to learn it was all a dream, and even when you stepped out of it, Halloween wasn't tripping to get in your pants.

But I'd be all over that shit, Pandora. All over it. Just sucks too much that you'd probably be saying his name mid-coitus.

... Do you have a roommate, Mercutio?

Avoiding the subject. Smooth, Pandora.

And not yet! Really, it's a bit of a shame.

There are some merciful actions in this world.

HAHAHAHAHA PANDORA MADE A JOKE. PANDORA'S ACTUALLY PESSIMISTIC ABOUT ME. HAHAHAHAHA.

Maniacal laughter doesn't work so well over this ...

Tell me about it.

They should have an insta-sound thing. The fucking technology here is so ancient.

And yet they've got this whole "Divine Portal Initiative" though the name alone indicates they don't exactly know what they've got on their hands.

Mercy mercy.

And that's two!

Four.

Mercutio, right? Rube Sofer. How about you leave Pandora alone.

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