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HEY SAMMY

NEED A FAVOR

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Whatever it is, no.

Come on, Sammy. It's for a good cause!

Yeah I doubt that.

It's not that bad. Give me a chance?

Every time you ask for a favor it either ends in us owing money, or me getting beat up. So again, no.

There's this girl...

No.

Wait, wait, wait! I haven't even got to the good part yet.

She's freaking Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

And her sister needs a date.

Dude. It's Buffy.

Not seeing how me taking her sister to the ball is getting you laid.

Her sister is the one setting me up with her.

I help her sister out, you help your brother out.

You know I wasn't actually planning on going to this thing.

Come on, it'll be fun. Take a teensy-weensy break from library duties and relax. (And she's cute. Can't hurt, right?)

You're not going to leave me alone until I give in, are you?

Wouldn't be me if I didn't.

Fine. But after this, you score your own dates.

You're a real pal, Sammy. You ever need a favor, I hope you know you can count on me.

It better not get him laid.

It probably won't.

Good.

And if it makes you feel any better, I promise I'll be low maintenance.

Oh.

Uh, don't worry about it. I didn't mean to seem like I wasn't willing to spend time with new people, my brother is just kind of an idiot sometimes.

Oh, it's fine. I know how that goes.

Dawn. Summers. Hi.

Sam Winchester. And I should probably apologize for anything my brother does or tries to do to your sister in advance.

She can take care of herself. And your brother too. :D

No worries.

Inconspicuous.

I thought so.

Did you know you're kind of a retard? XD

I'd like to think I'm more like a ninja.

Hate to burst your bubble, but I kind of doubt any kind of self-respecting ninja would use size seven font.

Hey.

It was size 6.

... oh god, Buffy, I'm so sorry.

What?

I'm a good catch.

Uh huh.

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