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This is your awesome prosecutor from your local police department reminding all would-be criminal masterminds, deprived sociopaths, and other soon-to-be world conquerers that being under the influence is not a valid excuse for terrorizing half the city. We probably don't allow hearing voices or random homicidal urges either.

And with that, have a happy Holloween.

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what's that. i thought there were words here but unfortunately i can't read.

Let me put into terms you might understand.

Drunk = sleeping with some man that you've met only five minutes ago
Drunk =/= Armageddon.

Just don't do anything stupider than your normal stupidity, and you'll be fine.

alright!! this post is fag approved!

I'm glad you appreciate it.

It's been far too long since any police work has been "fag-approved".

so uh, what are you doin' tonight, mr prosecutor?

Ha...!

Same thing I do every night. Relax with the fragrance of dark coffee.

wanna go out sometime?

Oh? This is interesting.

Anything you have in mind?

uh, drinks and rocking out?

Tempting, but I'm not a fan of alcohol.

they have coffee alochol shit i think.

Coffee should be served pure and pitch black. If it isn't as bitter as defeat and as dark as night sky, it's not worth drinking.

That's not a rule to live by, but that's definitely one of my rules.

uhhhh...sure.

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