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[the17thcup.livejournal.com]

This is your awesome prosecutor from your local police department reminding all would-be criminal masterminds, deprived sociopaths, and other soon-to-be world conquerers that being under the influence is not a valid excuse for terrorizing half the city. We probably don't allow hearing voices or random homicidal urges either.

And with that, have a happy Holloween.

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[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

what's that. i thought there were words here but unfortunately i can't read.

[the17thcup.livejournal.com]

Let me put into terms you might understand.

Drunk = sleeping with some man that you've met only five minutes ago
Drunk =/= Armageddon.

Just don't do anything stupider than your normal stupidity, and you'll be fine.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

alright!! this post is fag approved!

[the17thcup.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you appreciate it.

It's been far too long since any police work has been "fag-approved".

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

so uh, what are you doin' tonight, mr prosecutor?

[the17thcup.livejournal.com]

Ha...!

Same thing I do every night. Relax with the fragrance of dark coffee.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

wanna go out sometime?

[the17thcup.livejournal.com]

Oh? This is interesting.

Anything you have in mind?

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

uh, drinks and rocking out?

[the17thcup.livejournal.com]

Tempting, but I'm not a fan of alcohol.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

they have coffee alochol shit i think.

[the17thcup.livejournal.com]

Coffee should be served pure and pitch black. If it isn't as bitter as defeat and as dark as night sky, it's not worth drinking.

That's not a rule to live by, but that's definitely one of my rules.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

uhhhh...sure.