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Oct. 31st, 2007 04:50 pmThis is your awesome prosecutor from your local police department reminding all would-be criminal masterminds, deprived sociopaths, and other soon-to-be world conquerers that being under the influence is not a valid excuse for terrorizing half the city. We probably don't allow hearing voices or random homicidal urges either.
And with that, have a happy Holloween.
And with that, have a happy Holloween.
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Date: 2007-11-01 12:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-01 12:15 am (UTC)Drunk = sleeping with some man that you've met only five minutes ago
Drunk =/= Armageddon.
Just don't do anything stupider than your normal stupidity, and you'll be fine.
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Date: 2007-11-01 12:16 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-01 12:16 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-01 12:22 am (UTC)Same thing I do every night. Relax with the fragrance of dark coffee.
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Date: 2007-11-01 12:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-01 12:29 am (UTC)Anything you have in mind?
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Date: 2007-11-01 12:32 am (UTC)It's been far too long since any police work has been "fag-approved".
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Date: 2007-11-01 12:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-01 01:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-01 01:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-01 01:07 am (UTC)That's not a rule to live by, but that's definitely one of my rules.
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Date: 2007-11-01 01:08 am (UTC)