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[saunter.livejournal.com]

Well, this is a bit of a theological cock-up, eh? If this is a vacation, it's not exactly the Bahamas. Still, I'm not too concerned. Earth's been a little depopulated but at least you're all in one place, and I don't have to spend my time on a boat, sick to my stomach, trying to keep the big cats from eating the marsupials. I see computers are still in vogue, which is a bit of a shock. I thought for sure they were a fad. And the air here's almost as bad as London, though I suppose filters are better than the alternative.

That is to say, hello, I'm Crowley, pleased to meet you and all that.

Comments

[postits]

It's not a vacation, unfortunately.

[saunter.livejournal.com]

What makes you so sure of that?

[postits]

Call it an inkling.

[saunter.livejournal.com]

Right. So you think all that fictional rubbish is true, then?

[postits]

Loaded question, Mr. Crowley. My world and what I did in it were pretty damn real, but once you see some of the fuck ups in this place, I think you'll reconsider.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Holy shit.

[magicbone]

oh my god.

[ex_wells219]

Babylon government is like, working overtime lately.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I feel like I should bust out Bohemian Rhapsody to commemorate the occasion.

[magicbone]

but um. where's Aziraphale?

[saunter.livejournal.com]

Hi. Do I know you?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Nah, just a big fan.

[saunter.livejournal.com]

I'll keep that in mind.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Oh I'm not a Satanist. Evil, has been uh, said, yeah, but not a Satanist. I've just read your book. I mean, not THE book, just the story about the reality you're from, thwarted Apocalypse etc. There were a lot of witty footnotes.

[ofthebeast.livejournal.com]

Warren Mears. Did you like my surprise?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Let's just say I like the spirit in which it was given.

[ofthebeast.livejournal.com]

You don't like ravens?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Who doesn't, I just think I like you more.

[ofthebeast.livejournal.com]

A boat?

[saunter.livejournal.com]

Big boat. The Titanic had nothing on that one.

[ofthebeast.livejournal.com]

A big boat with animals. How familiar.

[saunter.livejournal.com]

And the waters prevailed upon the earth an hundred and fifty days, and the animals all grew very testy, and the gopher wood was rained upon and the dry sleeping places were few and far between, I'm sure you've heard it all before.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

the only crowley i'm familiar with is the one with the first name aleister.

[saunter.livejournal.com]

Nah, I'm just Crowley. Knew that one, though. Arrogant little bastard, but definitely a success story.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

so you knew him personally?