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[saunter.livejournal.com]

Well, this is a bit of a theological cock-up, eh? If this is a vacation, it's not exactly the Bahamas. Still, I'm not too concerned. Earth's been a little depopulated but at least you're all in one place, and I don't have to spend my time on a boat, sick to my stomach, trying to keep the big cats from eating the marsupials. I see computers are still in vogue, which is a bit of a shock. I thought for sure they were a fad. And the air here's almost as bad as London, though I suppose filters are better than the alternative.

That is to say, hello, I'm Crowley, pleased to meet you and all that.

Comments

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Holy shit.

[magicbone]

oh my god.

[ex_wells219]

Babylon government is like, working overtime lately.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I feel like I should bust out Bohemian Rhapsody to commemorate the occasion.

[magicbone]

but um. where's Aziraphale?

[saunter.livejournal.com]

Funny you should ask. Actually, quite concerning that you should ask, who are you people.

[magicbone]

um I'm Jonathan and um you met Warren obviously and then the other one is Andrew and we like your book, no big deal um or anything.

[saunter.livejournal.com]

That's all right then.

[saunter.livejournal.com]

Hi. Do I know you?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Nah, just a big fan.

[saunter.livejournal.com]

I'll keep that in mind.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Oh I'm not a Satanist. Evil, has been uh, said, yeah, but not a Satanist. I've just read your book. I mean, not THE book, just the story about the reality you're from, thwarted Apocalypse etc. There were a lot of witty footnotes.

[saunter.livejournal.com]

Right. Breaking one of my New Years Resolutions already, which I suppose is the point. Good Omens, eh? At least it wasn't Aziraphale and Crowley's Excellent Adventure. Though it's still really annoying. I never really liked what I read of that Gaiman bloke's work.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I'm more of a Pratchett fan myself.

[saunter.livejournal.com]

So, "evil" but not a Satanist.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I'm not much for theology. Just good ol' secular supervillainy.

[ofthebeast.livejournal.com]

Warren Mears. Did you like my surprise?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Let's just say I like the spirit in which it was given.

[ofthebeast.livejournal.com]

You don't like ravens?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Who doesn't, I just think I like you more.

[ofthebeast.livejournal.com]

Most humans don't like me, you know.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Yeah well, most of 'em don't like me either.

[ofthebeast.livejournal.com]

I seem to be meeting more and more of those.

You have a dog, no?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

That depends, do you always like your animals dead and missing hearts?

[ofthebeast.livejournal.com]

Not always! Does it like to play with other dogs?