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[saunter.livejournal.com]

Well, this is a bit of a theological cock-up, eh? If this is a vacation, it's not exactly the Bahamas. Still, I'm not too concerned. Earth's been a little depopulated but at least you're all in one place, and I don't have to spend my time on a boat, sick to my stomach, trying to keep the big cats from eating the marsupials. I see computers are still in vogue, which is a bit of a shock. I thought for sure they were a fad. And the air here's almost as bad as London, though I suppose filters are better than the alternative.

That is to say, hello, I'm Crowley, pleased to meet you and all that.

Comments

[postits]

It's not a vacation, unfortunately.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Holy shit.

[magicbone]

oh my god.

[saunter.livejournal.com]

What makes you so sure of that?

[postits]

Call it an inkling.

[ex_wells219]

Babylon government is like, working overtime lately.

[saunter.livejournal.com]

Right. So you think all that fictional rubbish is true, then?

[ofthebeast.livejournal.com]

A boat?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I feel like I should bust out Bohemian Rhapsody to commemorate the occasion.

[saunter.livejournal.com]

Hi. Do I know you?

[ofthebeast.livejournal.com]

Warren Mears. Did you like my surprise?

[postits]

Loaded question, Mr. Crowley. My world and what I did in it were pretty damn real, but once you see some of the fuck ups in this place, I think you'll reconsider.

[magicbone]

but um. where's Aziraphale?

[saunter.livejournal.com]

Big boat. The Titanic had nothing on that one.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Nah, just a big fan.

[ofthebeast.livejournal.com]

A big boat with animals. How familiar.

[saunter.livejournal.com]

Definitely not a vacation then.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Let's just say I like the spirit in which it was given.

[saunter.livejournal.com]

I'll keep that in mind.

[saunter.livejournal.com]

Funny you should ask. Actually, quite concerning that you should ask, who are you people.

[saunter.livejournal.com]

And the waters prevailed upon the earth an hundred and fifty days, and the animals all grew very testy, and the gopher wood was rained upon and the dry sleeping places were few and far between, I'm sure you've heard it all before.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Oh I'm not a Satanist. Evil, has been uh, said, yeah, but not a Satanist. I've just read your book. I mean, not THE book, just the story about the reality you're from, thwarted Apocalypse etc. There were a lot of witty footnotes.

[ofthebeast.livejournal.com]

You don't like ravens?

[ofthebeast.livejournal.com]

Yes. I do prefer the new version much better, even if certain parties made the trip unpleasant.

[saunter.livejournal.com]

Right. Breaking one of my New Years Resolutions already, which I suppose is the point. Good Omens, eh? At least it wasn't Aziraphale and Crowley's Excellent Adventure. Though it's still really annoying. I never really liked what I read of that Gaiman bloke's work.