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Gus! I don't know if you saw, but important things are going down. Here's the 411: Worm-baby and Vamp-face are inviting us to come and be a part of their agency.

Now, before you start in with the girly scream -- and shut up, I know you're doing it -- there are some things to consider. Some pros and cons.

Pros:

1) Cordelia is hot (and that Angel's not too bad-looking either).
1a) We could get paid to hang out with hot people all day and be hot ourselves. So, pretty much like working back home.
2) You said we might get real superpowers.

Cons:

1) We wouldn't be able to reopen Psych because
1a... 2) We would be working for someone else.
3. 2? 3?) What with actually having a real psychic around, we risk massive exposure of the "hey, you're totally faking it" variety.

So we need to think carefully about this, okay? Hot people and superpowers vs. maybe being caught.

...I mean, I know which one I'd pick, but. Still.

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So I hear we might be working together?

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OH MY GOD.

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Shawn, you better not be joking about this. Not about being asked to join the fang gang. If you are joking about this, I won't ever forgive you.

Dude, the fang gang? Seriously?

That's what it's called, Shawn. You can't hold me responsible for internet terminology.

I do not know if I want to be a part of anything that sounds like it came out of The Little Rascals.

If you use this as a segue to compare me to Buckwheat, there are going to be consequences and repercussions.

Um, no, because that would mean comparing myself to Alfafa, and I don't think so.

You do have the hair.

TAKE IT BACK.

NO. It's the truth. Can I help that you have unruly spikes? Spikes. As in plural. So you're kind of like a bunch of Alfalfa(s? It sounds like the singular here also serves as a plural) at once.

All Alfalfa comparisons are off-limits OR I TELL CORDY WE'RE NOT INTERESTED.

Buckwheat.

SHAWN SPENCER.

You ever call me that again, and me, my beautiful black self, and all my vital knowledge will find a new fake psychic detective.

TAKE THE ALFALFA THING BACK.

USE A COMB.

YOU'RE THROWING AWAY YOUR CHANCE AT THE FANG GANG

PLEASE. We both know you're going to say yes, and we both know you're going to need my help.

Not unless I hear-and-or-see those magic words.

Smigley-bibbely? Are you still trying to get that to catch on?

I told you you can't just make up words, Shawn. That's why you only came in third in the talent show.

ONE, nice try.

TWO, excuse me, I would have come in first if Maria Jager's mother hadn't sent the principal a gift basket and Tom Casey's hadn't... you know. BUT THANK YOU for bringing up that painful memory.

I guess I'll just have to return to my old lifestyle.

Shawn, you are such a baby.

Fine. Compromise. You hair does not look like Alfalfa.

It looks like a bunch of baby porcupines.

I can handle that.

And you're not Buckwheat. You're Urkel.

Dude you know what is so unfair? Dana still thinks I'm faking. So does this Warren guy.

I think you mean Urkel.

Hm. I'm not surprised about Scully. She's the skeptical one of the pair. If she does believe you, it's going to be awhile.

Warren = Robot sex guy, right? I forget about minor characters.

I meant what I said, dude.

But she believes Cordelia! It's not fair.

Yeah, him. Brrrr. Did you know he made a Buffy? I don't even want to think about that. I don't care how hot she is.

I hope you realize that if I'm Urkel, that makes you Carl Winslow.

Think rationally. Scully's got no reason to believe you. Anyone can fake flailing spastic episodes. Have you ever seen Cordelia have a vision? No one can fake that amount of pain.

Unfortunately I did know that. Can we take a moment for a collective 'ew'?

Ew.

I'm not sure why Warren doesn't believe you. But his world is crawling with this kind of stuff. Maybe it's easier for him to tell a Shawn from a Cordy.

I see myself more as an Uncle Jesse.

Oh, come on. My visions are totally believable. I don't get what's up with everyone. I totally nailed Dana with one and she still didn't believe me.

Oh, by the way: did someone in her family drown?

Believable to people who didn't grow up with this stuff, sure. But we're in a whole new ballgame.

Drown? No, not that I remember. Her Dad was buried at sea, but he died of a heart attack-

Shawn. Tell me you didn't try to have a vision about Scully's dad.

Buried at sea? Sweet! I knew I was on to something with that.

SHAWN.

What?

"Sweet"? That's cold, Shawn.

Well, it's not like I'm happy her dad died, but that was a hard one to figure out. She kept trying to psych me out.

Sounds to me like she's a little better than you.

I'm not surprised, what with her being Dana Scully. Seriously Shawn, you're out of your league.

Not ever.

I haven't heard back from Angel. It's possible he found someone else for the forensics position.

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