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indesolution[Filter: Gus]
Gus! I don't know if you saw, but important things are going down. Here's the 411: Worm-baby and Vamp-face are inviting us to come and be a part of their agency.
Now, before you start in with the girly scream -- and shut up, I know you're doing it -- there are some things to consider. Some pros and cons.
Pros:
1) Cordelia is hot (and that Angel's not too bad-looking either).
1a) We could get paid to hang out with hot people all day and be hot ourselves. So, pretty much like working back home.
2) You said we might get real superpowers.
Cons:
1) We wouldn't be able to reopen Psych because
1a... 2) We would be working for someone else.
3. 2? 3?) What with actually having a real psychic around, we risk massive exposure of the "hey, you're totally faking it" variety.
So we need to think carefully about this, okay? Hot people and superpowers vs. maybe being caught.
...I mean, I know which one I'd pick, but. Still.
[Filter: Dana]
So I hear we might be working together?
Gus! I don't know if you saw, but important things are going down. Here's the 411: Worm-baby and Vamp-face are inviting us to come and be a part of their agency.
Now, before you start in with the girly scream -- and shut up, I know you're doing it -- there are some things to consider. Some pros and cons.
Pros:
1) Cordelia is hot (and that Angel's not too bad-looking either).
1a) We could get paid to hang out with hot people all day and be hot ourselves. So, pretty much like working back home.
2) You said we might get real superpowers.
Cons:
1) We wouldn't be able to reopen Psych because
1a... 2) We would be working for someone else.
3. 2? 3?) What with actually having a real psychic around, we risk massive exposure of the "hey, you're totally faking it" variety.
So we need to think carefully about this, okay? Hot people and superpowers vs. maybe being caught.
...I mean, I know which one I'd pick, but. Still.
[Filter: Dana]
So I hear we might be working together?
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[Filter: Gus]
Date: 2008-03-12 07:00 am (UTC)[Filter: Shawn]
Date: 2008-03-12 07:05 am (UTC)I told you you can't just make up words, Shawn. That's why you only came in third in the talent show.
[Filter: Gus]
Date: 2008-03-12 07:08 am (UTC)TWO, excuse me, I would have come in first if Maria Jager's mother hadn't sent the principal a gift basket and Tom Casey's hadn't... you know. BUT THANK YOU for bringing up that painful memory.
I guess I'll just have to return to my old lifestyle.
[Filter: Shawn]
Date: 2008-03-13 05:49 am (UTC)Fine. Compromise. You hair does not look like Alfalfa.
It looks like a bunch of baby porcupines.
[Filter: Gus]
Date: 2008-03-13 06:45 am (UTC)And you're not Buckwheat. You're Urkel.
Dude you know what is so unfair? Dana still thinks I'm faking. So does this Warren guy.
[Filter: Shawn]
Date: 2008-03-13 06:49 am (UTC)Hm. I'm not surprised about Scully. She's the skeptical one of the pair. If she does believe you, it's going to be awhile.
Warren = Robot sex guy, right? I forget about minor characters.
[Filter: Gus]
Date: 2008-03-13 07:02 am (UTC)But she believes Cordelia! It's not fair.
Yeah, him. Brrrr. Did you know he made a Buffy? I don't even want to think about that. I don't care how hot she is.
[Filter: Shawn]
Date: 2008-03-13 08:40 am (UTC)Think rationally. Scully's got no reason to believe you. Anyone can fake flailing spastic episodes. Have you ever seen Cordelia have a vision? No one can fake that amount of pain.
Unfortunately I did know that. Can we take a moment for a collective 'ew'?
Ew.
I'm not sure why Warren doesn't believe you. But his world is crawling with this kind of stuff. Maybe it's easier for him to tell a Shawn from a Cordy.
[Filter: Gus]
Date: 2008-03-13 03:31 pm (UTC)Oh, come on. My visions are totally believable. I don't get what's up with everyone. I totally nailed Dana with one and she still didn't believe me.
Oh, by the way: did someone in her family drown?
[Filter: Shawn]
Date: 2008-03-13 06:54 pm (UTC)Drown? No, not that I remember. Her Dad was buried at sea, but he died of a heart attack-
Shawn. Tell me you didn't try to have a vision about Scully's dad.
[Filter: Gus]
Date: 2008-03-13 06:59 pm (UTC)[Filter: Shawn]
Date: 2008-03-13 07:03 pm (UTC)[Filter: Gus]
Date: 2008-03-13 07:05 pm (UTC)[Filter: Shawn]
Date: 2008-03-13 07:12 pm (UTC)[Filter: Gus]
Date: 2008-03-13 07:18 pm (UTC)[Filter: Shawn]
Date: 2008-03-13 07:37 pm (UTC)I'm not surprised, what with her being Dana Scully. Seriously Shawn, you're out of your league.