[identity profile] viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com 2008-03-14 12:32 pm (UTC)(link)
wossat mean then?

[identity profile] viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com 2008-03-15 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
oi thats just uncalled for

[identity profile] withinthesky.livejournal.com 2008-03-14 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
... In bed?

[identity profile] robotsexual.livejournal.com 2008-03-14 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Well there's a reason it's called fortune cookie wisdom.

[identity profile] robotsexual.livejournal.com 2008-03-14 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
What does it even mean, if my secrets are made public record then I become a sane and useful member of society?

[identity profile] robotsexual.livejournal.com 2008-03-14 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Well since that's the opposite side of that coin (or fortune cookie, whatever) I think you just proved my point.

[identity profile] robotsexual.livejournal.com 2008-03-14 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Then maybe you should keep it to yourself next time.

[identity profile] robotsexual.livejournal.com 2008-03-14 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Let's see, how do I put this gently. Duh.

[identity profile] qinglongweiji.livejournal.com 2008-03-15 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
Now, that isn't really a fortune, is it? It looks like someone took the easy way out.

[identity profile] qinglongweiji.livejournal.com 2008-03-15 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
The saying itself is a nice realization. Do you relate?

[identity profile] qinglongweiji.livejournal.com 2008-03-15 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a good point. It reminds me of my days in Hong Kong.

[identity profile] saunter.livejournal.com 2008-03-15 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
What're you going to use your lucky numbers for? Do they have a lottery here? They should start a lottery.

[identity profile] saunter.livejournal.com 2008-03-15 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
Not a gambling man? Shame, those numbers have good odds. Forty-two, and all that.

[identity profile] saunter.livejournal.com 2008-03-15 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
So not even for a bit of nostalgia?

[identity profile] saunter.livejournal.com 2008-03-15 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
Doesn't really matter. Not like there's a lottery here, after all. Still, uh, keep them in mind, never hurts to have some luck on your side.

[identity profile] spenstar.livejournal.com 2008-03-15 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
Mine says: Help! I am trapped in a Chinese fortune cookie factory!

WHAT DO YOU THINK IT MEANS?

[identity profile] spenstar.livejournal.com 2008-03-16 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
That's because they don't know how to look on the bright side of things. Me, I would love to work there. I almost did, once!

Mine would say stuff like

YOU HAVE TO SHOW THEM THAT YOU'RE REALLY NOT SCARED
YOU'RE PLAYING WITH YOUR LIFE THIS AIN'T NO TRUTH OR DARE

...BURMA SHAVE

[identity profile] qinglongweiji.livejournal.com 2008-03-15 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Something like "that wasn't chicken."

But it's just a guess.

[identity profile] spenstar.livejournal.com 2008-03-16 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Well, that's not a good sign.

[identity profile] qinglongweiji.livejournal.com 2008-03-16 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
A sign? Or an ironic joke?