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[fucktoiletseats.livejournal.com]

Nice.

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Food for thought.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

wossat mean then?

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It means you're a fuck up.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

oi thats just uncalled for

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I call them like I see them, Mason.

[withinthesky.livejournal.com]

... In bed?

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No.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Well there's a reason it's called fortune cookie wisdom.

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I think it's something worth ruminating.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

What does it even mean, if my secrets are made public record then I become a sane and useful member of society?

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In your case? No.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Well since that's the opposite side of that coin (or fortune cookie, whatever) I think you just proved my point.

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That's why it wasn't your fortune cookie, Mr. Mears. It was mine.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Then maybe you should keep it to yourself next time.

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Are you mocking my contribution to the community?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Let's see, how do I put this gently. Duh.

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I'm hurt.

[qinglongweiji.livejournal.com]

Now, that isn't really a fortune, is it? It looks like someone took the easy way out.

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I happen to like it. But no, it isn't a fortune.

[qinglongweiji.livejournal.com]

The saying itself is a nice realization. Do you relate?

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Who doesn't?

[qinglongweiji.livejournal.com]

That's a good point. It reminds me of my days in Hong Kong.

[saunter.livejournal.com]

What're you going to use your lucky numbers for? Do they have a lottery here? They should start a lottery.

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I'm fundamentally against the lottery.

[saunter.livejournal.com]

Not a gambling man? Shame, those numbers have good odds. Forty-two, and all that.

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Once upon a time.

[saunter.livejournal.com]

So not even for a bit of nostalgia?

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I'll have to decline.

[saunter.livejournal.com]

Doesn't really matter. Not like there's a lottery here, after all. Still, uh, keep them in mind, never hurts to have some luck on your side.

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I will, Mr. Crowley. Thank you.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Mine says: Help! I am trapped in a Chinese fortune cookie factory!

WHAT DO YOU THINK IT MEANS?

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Someone has a very boring job.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

That's because they don't know how to look on the bright side of things. Me, I would love to work there. I almost did, once!

Mine would say stuff like

YOU HAVE TO SHOW THEM THAT YOU'RE REALLY NOT SCARED
YOU'RE PLAYING WITH YOUR LIFE THIS AIN'T NO TRUTH OR DARE

...BURMA SHAVE

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You're a very special kid, aren't you.

[qinglongweiji.livejournal.com]

Something like "that wasn't chicken."

But it's just a guess.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Well, that's not a good sign.

[qinglongweiji.livejournal.com]

A sign? Or an ironic joke?