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All right, it's time to ask you in for interviews. Me and Cordelia have been working on putting together a list of everyone with what you put down. I don't know why we took so long, but we wanted to make sure we were offering jobs to the right people. Don't take offense if you're not on the list. It's not like we wanted to leave someone off the list, and I'll give you a good reason for why we're not looking for someone like you.

· Ema Skye
· Nue
· Dana Scully

I'm going to make this pretty clear: we work in the supernatural. Most of the stuff we do, the cops can't do. We're here to prevent crimes, not do things after the fact. A lot of this is going to involve investigating clues before we even have them. That's what Cordelia's here for, and after talking it over, having her as a psychic is all we need. So sorry, Shawn, but I don't think you're really what we're looking for. Maybe if your abilities worked a little before hand, it'd give Cordelia a bit of a break.

Also, Buffy: I was wondering if you'd want to have lunch sometime this week? Or ... dinner. I guess school doesn't make it really easy for you to do lunch. Let me know.

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That sounds like a real learning experience! I can apply science to expand my critical thinking abilities! When can I come in?

That's what we were hoping for. You have school, right? So when's good for you?

I'm free from three to six on weekdays! By then, I usually go to the laboratory.

All right. How about four PM on Wednesday?

That sounds great! I'll definitely be there!!

Even if we hire all three we're pretty understaffed. I hope more people we know will show up already!

Lemme know if you see Apocalypsey goodness on the horizon and want me to step up to be 2IC or whatever.

...Scully...

Pretty cool, huh?

Can I come to the interview?

Sure! You're basically like, a recommendation for her. It'll help cause like I don't really know that show and like, Angel hasn't watched TV since they switched to color sets.

Can I bring my video camera!?

um, maybe? Like I don't want you to creep her out or anything.

I will be Andrew Wells, Master of Subtle.

And I will be Surprised.

I'll have you know I am like, three quarters ninja.

What are the last two parts?

huh.

...

What.

nothing!

Nothing.

Christ.

James Bond. But only in The Living Daylights and Licence to Kill.

Uh huh, haven't seen those. But thats still just one

Oh, I see.

It's okay. I'm also 3.14159265% Peter Parker.

Okay, I actually know who that is, but that's a pretty random number.

Random like a fox!

not so much random as irrational!

That's my fonic frequency! And Lorelei's, I guess.

It's just pi, or well, an approximation of pi. What's a fonic frequency?

I think Tear would be a lot better at explaining this than me.

If this gentleman is present at my interview, I would ask that he confine his recommendation to information concerning events before I was brought here.

That means nothing that happens to me after being kidnapped by Duane Barry, please, Mr. Wells. I suspect that you'll know what that includes, but if you require further clarification please let me know.

Thank you for your cooperation.

stalker Andrew is stalking~

Shhh.

oh my god maybe you can interview her for the store?

My schedule is fairly open right now. How's first thing tomorrow morning?

That works. Thanks.

Oh, cool. I can come in whenever since... I'm pursuing an alternate education.

How about sometime before Ema comes in? Two PM?

I'll be there.

any time after 3:30pm Monday-Friday is when I'm free! Weekends too, obviously, but I usually reserve those for stalking Dawn to make sure she isn't making any bad--

I mean, whenever. After 3:30.

How about Friday at seven?

Sorry, Shawn.

It's cool, dude. No hard feelings. Hey, come to us if you have anything in-progress or unsolved or whatever. We'll give you the Special Discount Rate!