ATTENTION PLEASE!

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

Hello, friendly Babylon residents! It is I, Leo Bloom, producer, director, scriptwriter and accountant — and I have a humble request to make of you all. During production of our musical, Max and I find that we are in need of various difficult-to-procure items to be used in construction of the stage, set design, or as props. Being that each and every item is of the most vital importance to our musical, if anybody can assist us in obtaining any of the following, with a preference for cheaply, we would be extremely grateful!

- A smoke machine.
- Two asian folding screens
- Eight jars of peanut buter (chunky)
- A piano.
- A blood-stained lab coat. (Real blood!!)
- Five medium sized rubber-ducks.
- A film projector.
- Full set of golf clubs including balls and tees.
- Two sheets of 6' x 4' x .5" plywood.
- Any amount of fake guns.
- A confetti cannon.
- Lots and lots and lots of cotton balls.
- A model train set (MUST be green.)
- About twenty empty cardboard boxes of various sizes!
- Black material, no pattern.
- Glitter, sequins, and false brooches.
- Red cellophane (enough to cover two largeish people!)
- The soundtrack to War of the Worlds (as narrated by Richard Burton).

Comments

[bialyhoos]

WHAT'S WITH THE RICHARD BURTON

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

It has some very epic instrumental pieces which may negate our need to have an actual band. Also the copyright's expired.

[bialyhoos]

THERE IS NOTHING I LOVE MORE THAN EXPIRED COPYRIGHTS!!!!!!!



EXCEPT OUR VERY TALENTED SHOWGIRLS

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

They are so very talented.

[bialyhoos]

SO VERY



VERY


TALENTED............

[perkyscience.livejournal.com]

Does it have to be human blood?

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

Certainly not! It's merely that strawberry jam or tomato sauce don't quite cut it in the gruelling world of theatrical accuracy.

[perkyscience.livejournal.com]

I can take care of the lab coat for you then, no problem!

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

Oh, thank goodness. Make sure it's in your size!

[perkyscience.livejournal.com]

No problem, sir!

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

Thankyou very much, Miss Skye, thankyou.

[postits]

Peanut butter?

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

We're using it and the ducks for a controversial wrestling slash bathing scene which is used to illustrate the fragility of human life and the horror of war.

[postits]

I suppose I could check the restaurant.

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

Excellent! Drop it off at the next rehearsal.

[ex_minoru481]

I think there's a store in town that'd sell you black material, I buy there for some of my projects. & you could get the boxes from like, the mall? XD

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

Thankyou very much, Miss Minoru, I'll definitely investigate those options!

[hostbu]

There's a piano at the university! Someone tuned it recently! I can bring it by as soon as possible!!

[flameregalia]

Wouldn't that be difficult to move?

[crusaded.livejournal.com]

Even if it's for a noble cause, do you think it would be wise to move the piano?

[bialyhoos]

WE'LL GIVE IT BACK

[crusaded.livejournal.com]

It is the only one we have ...

[hostbu]

No one seems to think this is a very good idea..

[crusaded.livejournal.com]

I'm just worried about how the piano will take to transit ... We can't get another if something happens to it. We put a lot of time into it, Tamaki.

[hostbu]

Oh.. Well. I guess then instead I can just supply the glitter.

[crusaded.livejournal.com]

I hope I haven't shattered your plans of grandeur.

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

Glitter's fine too! We'll find a piano somehow, even if I have to build one myself; we absolutely want Miss Mahoney in our production.

[copier.livejournal.com]

I think I miiiiiiiight be able to help you with the confetti cannon, but I'm not positive.

Is it going to need to be onstage, or just fired from offstage? Because I think I might be able to tweak my weapon systems to shoot confetti, but uh, I'd still be attached. xD

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

As far as I know it only has to be fired from offstage, it's part of the world destruction scene. Still, that kind of talent is exactly what's needed for our production. Can you sing? Or shoot laser lights?

[copier.livejournal.com]

Laser lights I can do! I think either my Ray Gun or Bound Blaster at the lowest power output would get all the pretty and none of the blowing shit up.

Singing, uhhhhhhh. Zero used to throw things at me every time I tried but that might just be because he's offended by me breaking into "Dude Looks Like a Lady" every time he walks in the room so who knows.

[mahoney.livejournal.com]

I thought you said you already had a piano.

[bialyhoos]

WELL, WE HAVE ONE NOW!!!!!!!