ATTENTION PLEASE!

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Hello, friendly Babylon residents! It is I, Leo Bloom, producer, director, scriptwriter and accountant — and I have a humble request to make of you all. During production of our musical, Max and I find that we are in need of various difficult-to-procure items to be used in construction of the stage, set design, or as props. Being that each and every item is of the most vital importance to our musical, if anybody can assist us in obtaining any of the following, with a preference for cheaply, we would be extremely grateful!

- A smoke machine.
- Two asian folding screens
- Eight jars of peanut buter (chunky)
- A piano.
- A blood-stained lab coat. (Real blood!!)
- Five medium sized rubber-ducks.
- A film projector.
- Full set of golf clubs including balls and tees.
- Two sheets of 6' x 4' x .5" plywood.
- Any amount of fake guns.
- A confetti cannon.
- Lots and lots and lots of cotton balls.
- A model train set (MUST be green.)
- About twenty empty cardboard boxes of various sizes!
- Black material, no pattern.
- Glitter, sequins, and false brooches.
- Red cellophane (enough to cover two largeish people!)
- The soundtrack to War of the Worlds (as narrated by Richard Burton).

Comments

[copier.livejournal.com]

Laser lights I can do! I think either my Ray Gun or Bound Blaster at the lowest power output would get all the pretty and none of the blowing shit up.

Singing, uhhhhhhh. Zero used to throw things at me every time I tried but that might just be because he's offended by me breaking into "Dude Looks Like a Lady" every time he walks in the room so who knows.