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[lovedthemost.livejournal.com]

Right, so.

I've been told I can't get in to get a proper look at whatever's been sucking us into this place without having actual credentials, which is a load if you ask me. Three years of experience with the unknown and now it's all scrubbed out and I have to get a job at a shop.

May as well just kill me now because I'm not doing that again.

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[onlythelast.livejournal.com]

It could be worse.

[lovedthemost.livejournal.com]

Like how? Dinnerlady?

[onlythelast.livejournal.com]

You could be taken from a world where you're the last male to be depended on for the entire planet, and an actual walking sperm bank, and then placed in a world where, while you're not the last man, you're still a walking sperm bank.

It's a little monotonous after a while.

[lovedthemost.livejournal.com]

...Oh.

Well.

Guess you do win that.

[onlythelast.livejournal.com]

My roommate hates my monkey, too.

[lovedthemost.livejournal.com]

I really hope that isn't a metaphor and you mean a literal monkey.

[onlythelast.livejournal.com]

People always think it's a monkey in the pants. Are we so depraved around here that a man can't just have a pet monkey? The Beatles had a song about this, and they appreciated the possibility of having a pet monkey.

It is a pet monkey. His name is Ampersand.

[lovedthemost.livejournal.com]

Sorry. It's just not overly common, I guess.

That's cute, though. And very original. Beatles songs notwithstanding.

[onlythelast.livejournal.com]

I have to use my English degree chops for something.

[lovedthemost.livejournal.com]

Naming practises are very important, of course.

Speaking of, I'm Rose.

[onlythelast.livejournal.com]

Names meant a lot to my dad.

I'm Yorick. I think the name proves the aforementioned statement, especially since my sister was named Hero.

[lovedthemost.livejournal.com]

Shakespeare? Well, you've got a story behind your name, right? Mine is "Well, your Dad thought Rose sounded pretty so we went with that!"

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

I can try to look for you. I don't know how much help I'll be.

What do you need to know?

[ex_wells219]

Hey shops here aren't so bad to have jobs at!

[lovedthemost.livejournal.com]

Would you really want to go back to doing that after having done something so completely beyond normal?

[ex_wells219]

Well right now I'm working for a lady who grants wishes, so I dunno how normal anything can really be.