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Okay so knocking isn't working, can anyone here pick locks?

Edit: Doctor Cox lied to me, which I don't know why that's surprising but my point is. Still need help! Anybody with B&E skills! Also if you live in Pisces can I use your bathroom?

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This just makes you look insane, Elle. Which, of course, you are. What Forever 21 are you breaking into?

I'm not insane! For all you know I just locked my keys in my apartment.

Go to the directory, genius.

Good idea! D'you think they'd give me the key to another apartment...?

Show some identification and I'm sure they would. Oh good god, why am I helping you? GO HOME, ELLE. Also, for the record, picking locks? Not that difficult! You'd think that someone with as much Bond knowledge as a nerd like you would, at the VERY least, know how to jimmy a lock with a hairpin. But I guess I just set my expectations too high.

I am home! I didn't want to get RSS from knocking. Uh I used to do this sort of thing but mostly my lock-opening was high-tech, I'm not really down with the hairpins. I'm gonna go try Directory, thanks!

If it's your house, break down the door.

It's... kinda not.

Who cares? Break it down.

I'm not that strong!

Don't make yourself into a pussy.

Look, if I could knock it down I would, but I can't. So I'm gonna get someone to pick the lock. Or maybe I could camp out in the hallway, I mean he has to leave sometime...