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[ex_wells219]

Okay so knocking isn't working, can anyone here pick locks?

Edit: Doctor Cox lied to me, which I don't know why that's surprising but my point is. Still need help! Anybody with B&E skills! Also if you live in Pisces can I use your bathroom?

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[giantego]

This just makes you look insane, Elle. Which, of course, you are. What Forever 21 are you breaking into?

[ex_wells219]

I'm not insane! For all you know I just locked my keys in my apartment.

[giantego]

Go to the directory, genius.

[ex_wells219]

Good idea! D'you think they'd give me the key to another apartment...?

[giantego]

Show some identification and I'm sure they would. Oh good god, why am I helping you? GO HOME, ELLE. Also, for the record, picking locks? Not that difficult! You'd think that someone with as much Bond knowledge as a nerd like you would, at the VERY least, know how to jimmy a lock with a hairpin. But I guess I just set my expectations too high.

[ex_wells219]

I am home! I didn't want to get RSS from knocking. Uh I used to do this sort of thing but mostly my lock-opening was high-tech, I'm not really down with the hairpins. I'm gonna go try Directory, thanks!

[riotofblood.livejournal.com]

If it's your house, break down the door.

[ex_wells219]

It's... kinda not.

[riotofblood.livejournal.com]

Who cares? Break it down.

[magicbone]

you're doing what I think you're doing, aren't you.

[ex_wells219]

No?

[magicbone]

oh Andrew.

[ex_wells219]

Don't worry about me, I think Doctor Cox will bring me food, and this hallway's pretty comfy!

[magicbone]

um. can I ask why?

[stayforlove.livejournal.com]

I live in 110 in Pisces, if you need anything. They can't give you another key?

[ex_wells219]

It's not my apartment! But you are a hero, I promise I will bathroom break at like, warp speed.

[stayforlove.livejournal.com]

Oh!

ARE YOU BREAKING INTO SOMEONE ELSE'S APARTMENT?

[ex_wells219]

I can't pick locks, so... technically no?

[stayforlove.livejournal.com]

The less I know the better!

[stayforlove.livejournal.com]

You can still come over, btw!

[theskywith.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

[ex_wells219]

You can pick locks? Okay, okay, it's kind of defunct now because I ended up in the apartment anyway after some epic camping out which— it's a long story. But... that's really cool.

[theskywith.livejournal.com]

I've been doing it since I was like eleven. It's not super complicated or whatever.

[ex_wells219]

...Dude, you had a weird childhood.

Can you teach me?

[theskywith.livejournal.com]

Yeah I guess I could.