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[ex_wells219]

Okay so knocking isn't working, can anyone here pick locks?

Edit: Doctor Cox lied to me, which I don't know why that's surprising but my point is. Still need help! Anybody with B&E skills! Also if you live in Pisces can I use your bathroom?

Comments

[giantego]

This just makes you look insane, Elle. Which, of course, you are. What Forever 21 are you breaking into?

[ex_wells219]

I'm not insane! For all you know I just locked my keys in my apartment.

[giantego]

Go to the directory, genius.

[ex_wells219]

Good idea! D'you think they'd give me the key to another apartment...?

[giantego]

Show some identification and I'm sure they would. Oh good god, why am I helping you? GO HOME, ELLE. Also, for the record, picking locks? Not that difficult! You'd think that someone with as much Bond knowledge as a nerd like you would, at the VERY least, know how to jimmy a lock with a hairpin. But I guess I just set my expectations too high.

[ex_wells219]

I am home! I didn't want to get RSS from knocking. Uh I used to do this sort of thing but mostly my lock-opening was high-tech, I'm not really down with the hairpins. I'm gonna go try Directory, thanks!

[giantego]

If you were home, then what were you trying to break into.

[ex_wells219]

Mm, you know. Just somewhere...

[giantego]

Repeat after me, Elle.

[giantego]

BREAKING INTO PLACES IS ILLEGAL.

[giantego]

I AM GOING TO GO TO JAIL LIKE THE BAD BAD MAN THAT I AM.

[giantego]

AND PROBABLY GET COXSIE THROWN INTO JAIL TOO FOR BEING AN ACCOMPLICE.

[giantego]

I, ANDREW MARIE ELIZABETH WELLS, AM AN IDIOT.

[ex_wells219]

Yeah, um. I don't care.

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

...Elizabeth?

[riotofblood.livejournal.com]

If it's your house, break down the door.

[ex_wells219]

It's... kinda not.

[riotofblood.livejournal.com]

Who cares? Break it down.

[ex_wells219]

I'm not that strong!

[riotofblood.livejournal.com]

Don't make yourself into a pussy.

[ex_wells219]

Look, if I could knock it down I would, but I can't. So I'm gonna get someone to pick the lock. Or maybe I could camp out in the hallway, I mean he has to leave sometime...

[riotofblood.livejournal.com]

Whatever.

[giantego]

SO too late!

[riotofblood.livejournal.com]

Your opinion doesn't matter.

[giantego]

Funny, I'd say the exact same thing about you.