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attn: Andrew and Warren, you guys can totally both be the godfathers.

this is the most awesome project ever. I still don't really get why they're doing it? because these are peoples' kids, um it's a little messed up. but! I read somewhere that listening to heartbeats helps babies fall asleep, so. um. in case that helps anyone.

oh geez. um Cordelia, Buffy, did you get one?

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So Andy would be the third one. And these really are other people's children?

Nope, no babies for Angel and me. How's the robot girl doing with a kid?

um we only call him Andy sometimes, I think he'd really prefer Andrew. dskjf though coming from you anything's probably awesome!

and yeah, they must be.

that's weird. um! she's doing okay! I'm mostly taking care of it. do you want to see her? she's kind of adorable.

Yes, everything coming from me is awesome.

And obviously they came from somewhere. Let's just say I'm a bit concerned about how the authorities acquired them. And how the pretend parents are dealing with them. You are talking good care of yours, right Johnny?

totally agreed.

um of course I am! nothing to worry about here. maybe with other couples who got babies buuut not Rei and I.

Good to hear. On both counts.

It seems like only some people got them. And why not, I can come give you guys a hand.

I guess I'm just special.

Yeah um it's Andrew! And I think we're next door neighbours! So, can you cook? 'Cause Doctor Cox can't.

So you're the Doc's pet nerd. He seems very attached to you.

I'm mostly a takeout kind of girl. Which could be a problem, what with all my bank accounts in another universe.

That'd be me! Mainly 'cause I cook for him, so um what kind of food do you like? ...Fish?

Really cute, Andy. Other than salmon, not big on the fish, no.

Hell, I don't even know what kind of food they have here. Though Dana makes a mean brownie.

You and Scully hang out.

...That's kind of the coolest thing I've ever heard, but um. No fish! unless it's salmon. I seem to do a lot of Italian, but I don't really cook a la carte. They've got most of the usual foodgroups, it just all tastes a little crappier than our world's.

PS. Anything but Andy. Um, please. Ask Doctor Cox, he has like, a litany of nicknames for me.

Ah yes, the nerd fodder thing.

Italian's good. I'm not terribly picky. Though I guess I'll be finding out if the whole crazy pregnancy food craving thing is true soon enough.

All right, not Andy. Since you asked so nicely and appear to be offering food. And trust me, I don't need Doc's help with nicknames.

He responds automatically to Elle and almost just as well to Matilda.

Pet what now?

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hi Doctor Cox!

Please don't come salivate all over my new roommate.

I wouldn't be salivating, I'd be like, bringing you both food! Because I'm helpful and awesome like that.

Food is not only welcome, it's the only reason I actually tolerate you, Elle. But I think she'll rip out your eye if you stare at her for more than two minutes straight and oh my god, how much do I NOT want to put another eye in your sorry little head?

I won't stare!! What if I bring my camera... you know, Rule 42 still does interviews!

Oh, I'm sure Selina would love that! Wow, you probably shouldn't even ask her permission! Just set the camera up and let it run! Secretly tape our day to day activities! Sell it to the highest bidder!

I was too shy to ask but yes.

So you're saying you're likely to croak within the week?

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