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[looting.livejournal.com]

... the heck is this thing?

So you hand a guy this weird box, right, and you expect him to figure out what it does by saying: "well, press any key?"  Where's the "any" key? Sheez, these things are just as weird as the rest of this place.

Well, looks like I've gotten this thing down okay (what can I say? Always knew I was the brains of this outfit). Might as well quit messin' around and get movin', huh? Bros don't find themselves. Especially not the ones I know.

Can't imagine what the boss would do if he saw all this. He'd probably laugh himself to death.

Comments

[reversebladed.livejournal.com]

I had hoped they would provide better documentation of how to use these, but it seems that many of those brought here are already used to such things...

[looting.livejournal.com]

They are, huh? Can't imagine where they'd come from, using junk like this. You new here too or something?

[reversebladed.livejournal.com]

I have only arrived here today, yes! Things here seem very strange; I think it will take quite a bit of getting used to.

[looting.livejournal.com]

Yeesh. I hear ya on that one, bro. I really do.

[virtuousthief.livejournal.com]

blank? is that you man?

[looting.livejournal.com]

Now either I'm really popular, or there's a monkey boy getting himself into trouble over here. Heh.

[virtuousthief.livejournal.com]

like you'd ever be popular.

[looting.livejournal.com]

Tch, sure I can. Just... uh, nobody knows it yet.

Figures you'd get yourself into this mess, huh.

[virtuousthief.livejournal.com]

that's what unpopular people say.

yeah been here for three months now. it kinda sucks, and don't drink the water.

[looting.livejournal.com]

Hey, watch it.

... what did you do to the water, bro?

[virtuousthief.livejournal.com]

it's not me! it's the government here! they're nuts!

[looting.livejournal.com]

So some crazies threw a whole bunch of people together and started messing with their water.

Don't know what you got us into, bro. I really don't.

[virtuousthief.livejournal.com]

hey it's not like it was my idea to get stuck in some giant cage. i'd much rather be back on gaia, thanks.

[looting.livejournal.com]

You and me both, man. You and me both.

I mean, hey. I'm just here to make sure you're not screwing things up.

[virtuousthief.livejournal.com]

you didn't even know i was here until i replied to your post.

[looting.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah. Everyone's a critic, huh.