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... the heck is this thing?

So you hand a guy this weird box, right, and you expect him to figure out what it does by saying: "well, press any key?"  Where's the "any" key? Sheez, these things are just as weird as the rest of this place.

Well, looks like I've gotten this thing down okay (what can I say? Always knew I was the brains of this outfit). Might as well quit messin' around and get movin', huh? Bros don't find themselves. Especially not the ones I know.

Can't imagine what the boss would do if he saw all this. He'd probably laugh himself to death.