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I've walked all over this damn place and seen neither hide nor hair of any of the reapers. One of the kids said something about petitioning, and, well, that sounds peachy right about now.

I miss the stupid fuck ups.

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I still don't understand what it is we're all supposed to do here.

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Though sometimes it's vertical.

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Why would I do that.

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Why not?

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I've been undead since 192fucking6. Respect your elder.

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Does it still work?

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Respect your elder.

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Does it still work?

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Respect your elder.

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I've been alive a long time, apparently. I just don't age.

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I've been dead longer than you've been alive. Bet on it.

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Does it still work?

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Look, kid. Why the hell are you so fascinated?

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I don't get why you wouldn't have sex if you could.

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Which makes perfect sense, because you're a kid.

Does it still work?

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I had a wife.

She was not a redhead.

Now get the fuck out of here.

This?

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This is why I hate kids.

Maybe this?

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Oranges? That doesn't even make any fucking sense. Get out.

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NEVER GOOGLE NAKED OLD WOMAN

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I'm almost thirty, by the way.

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Right. You're a kid.

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But I should be fifty.

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Answer the question.