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I've walked all over this damn place and seen neither hide nor hair of any of the reapers. One of the kids said something about petitioning, and, well, that sounds peachy right about now.

I miss the stupid fuck ups.

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I still don't understand what it is we're all supposed to do here.

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What the fuck have I done to deserve this.

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Do you need viagra?

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Or do you need some megadick?

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That's a pill, you know.

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It makes it larger.

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As the name implies.

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Do you need it?

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Things I'm not concerned about, volume one of one thousand.

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You've learned to become apathetic?

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It must be pretty small.

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Fuck my un-life.

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I used to get E-mail all the time.

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bdrake@xaviers.com. The good old days.

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Not that I needed it. Spam's random.

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Uh huh.

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It is!

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I'm sure.

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But I'm looking out for you old man.

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I'm helping you find yourself.

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Leave me the fuck alone.

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Does it work?

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Do you like spaghetti?

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It's a limp noodle?

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Polite conversation, kid.

I like spaghetti. I like Impressionist paintings. I like waffles and key lime pie. I like a lot of things, Bobby. But I don't like this god damn conversation. So kindly shut the fuck up while you're ahead.

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I feel bad for you.