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I've walked all over this damn place and seen neither hide nor hair of any of the reapers. One of the kids said something about petitioning, and, well, that sounds peachy right about now.

I miss the stupid fuck ups.

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I still don't understand what it is we're all supposed to do here.

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Does it still work?

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Look, kid. Why the hell are you so fascinated?

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I don't get why you wouldn't have sex if you could.

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Which makes perfect sense, because you're a kid.

Does it still work?

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I had a wife.

She was not a redhead.

Now get the fuck out of here.

This?

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This is why I hate kids.

Maybe this?

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Oranges? That doesn't even make any fucking sense. Get out.

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Tell the photographer.

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NEVER GOOGLE NAKED OLD WOMAN

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I wouldn't.

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So it's not old woman.

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It wasn't a teenager, was it?

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What the hell.

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That would be messed up.

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I'm almost thirty, by the way.

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Right. You're a kid.

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But I should be fifty.

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And I should be dead. Time is a funny thing.

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So should I! But I just evaporated.

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Thrilling. Now about that part where you get the fuck out of here.

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Answer the question.

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No.