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Wait, we can't just ignore these stupid Secret Santa things? Sucks. Who the hell is "Mogget" anyway? Who names their kids these things?

Here, I'm more worried about getting a date! Still don't have one. Say, Rachel, you got one yet?

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Nope. I figured I'd sit on the front lawn and marvel at the lack of winter three days before the new year. Oh and make fun of the people wearing ugly dresses.

Sounds like something me and Hank'd do when we were younger.

But to be serious, any chance you'd like to do that inside? I've already got my tux picked out and I can't get in without someone on my arm.

As long as you don't expect me to dance with you.

I just need someone to make me look good.

I may need to alter the perception of everyone in the room to achieve that.

Have you looked at me lately? I look amazing here. Stress free and everything.

Can't say I have looked at you lately, no. But yeah, okay. Do I have to match colors if you've already picked out your tux?

I could just wear white, babe! And I think we do that corsage deal that matches us up?

Yeah that works.

man, you gotta learn to think ahead, like me.

My roommate's fifteen.

you're still on that?

i meant the secret santa shit. i think i can spare ya what i got if ya wanna split it.

Thought you meant the dating thing, man.

What'd you get? I'll just pick that up, too.

a can of peanut butter and onna those sweet ass meat logs.

i wouldn't worry about the date thing. the babes should be crawlin at yer feet.

Shit, I haven't had one of those logs in years. I might get them spray cheese though.

Kind of worried I look like I haven't fucked in years or something.

WHICH ISN'T TRUE

I GET LOTS OF ASS

yeah okay.

But people get the wrong idea from the ice.

oh i get it.

sooooo...

I'll take Rachel. She's pretty hot, when you get past the "daughter of good friend" thing.

I'm sorry, what?

You're still Scott and Jean's daughter, right? Unless I missed some memo.

Unless that's not what you meant.

You're hot!

...Yes, I just thought people were finally getting over the future generation thing, and uh, thanks?

You know, my life was pretty rough back there. One day I'm an ice cube without a dick, next day I've got it back, next day I've lost my powers because I just freaked. It's hard to keep up with who's kid came back.

Or which Summers is from which fucked up future!

Give me a break. They can't even decide if they want me as a teacher because I forget the kid's names.

I called that Keller kid a Guthrie once. It's hard to keep up with.

And there's like eight million Guthries anyway.

Point is, you're hot, and I don't care too much.

About generational stuff.

I care if you're hot. It's hard to miss a Grey body.

Scott didn't have anything to do with that.

So were you born with your foot in your mouth or is this a postnatal condition?

Depends on who you ask. Hank's been looking for records of my birth for years.

Hopefully if he gets dragged here he'll find those before getting sucked over so we can finally solve that mystery.

It's very important. It might lend to whether this is a genetic impairment or not. You know, on top of the other icy thing I've got going.

Of course then he'd lock you up and study you.

At least he knows what I like to eat.

whatever, she has a nice rack, right?

I named myself.

I don't need a present, unless it's fish. You could always pet me.

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