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[withthecold.livejournal.com]

Wait, we can't just ignore these stupid Secret Santa things? Sucks. Who the hell is "Mogget" anyway? Who names their kids these things?

Here, I'm more worried about getting a date! Still don't have one. Say, Rachel, you got one yet?

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[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

you're still on that?

i meant the secret santa shit. i think i can spare ya what i got if ya wanna split it.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

Thought you meant the dating thing, man.

What'd you get? I'll just pick that up, too.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

a can of peanut butter and onna those sweet ass meat logs.

i wouldn't worry about the date thing. the babes should be crawlin at yer feet.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

Shit, I haven't had one of those logs in years. I might get them spray cheese though.

Kind of worried I look like I haven't fucked in years or something.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

WHICH ISN'T TRUE

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

I GET LOTS OF ASS

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

yeah okay.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

But people get the wrong idea from the ice.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

oh i get it.

sooooo...

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

I'll take Rachel. She's pretty hot, when you get past the "daughter of good friend" thing.

[markedphoenix.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, what?

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

You're still Scott and Jean's daughter, right? Unless I missed some memo.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

Unless that's not what you meant.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

You're hot!

[markedphoenix.livejournal.com]

...Yes, I just thought people were finally getting over the future generation thing, and uh, thanks?

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

You know, my life was pretty rough back there. One day I'm an ice cube without a dick, next day I've got it back, next day I've lost my powers because I just freaked. It's hard to keep up with who's kid came back.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

Or which Summers is from which fucked up future!

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

Give me a break. They can't even decide if they want me as a teacher because I forget the kid's names.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

I called that Keller kid a Guthrie once. It's hard to keep up with.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

And there's like eight million Guthries anyway.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

Point is, you're hot, and I don't care too much.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

About generational stuff.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

I care if you're hot. It's hard to miss a Grey body.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

Scott didn't have anything to do with that.

[markedphoenix.livejournal.com]

So were you born with your foot in your mouth or is this a postnatal condition?

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

Depends on who you ask. Hank's been looking for records of my birth for years.

[markedphoenix.livejournal.com]

Hopefully if he gets dragged here he'll find those before getting sucked over so we can finally solve that mystery.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

It's very important. It might lend to whether this is a genetic impairment or not. You know, on top of the other icy thing I've got going.

[markedphoenix.livejournal.com]

Of course then he'd lock you up and study you.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

At least he knows what I like to eat.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

whatever, she has a nice rack, right?