jav, part cha'

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Jesus fucking Cthulhu.



[ Filter: Andrew ]

I hope you wanted to see it.

Comments

[ Filter: Warren ]

[ex_wells219]

Oh wow.

[ Filter: Andrew ]

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Meet with your approval?

[ Filter: Warren ]

[ex_wells219]

It's sparkly~!!!

[ Filter: Andrew ]

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

You're so easy to please. I'm only giving you sex and sparkles for every special occasion from now on you realize.

[ Filter: Warren ]

[ex_wells219]

Y'know, I am weirdly okay with that.

[ Filter: Andrew ]

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Like I said, easy.

[ Filter: Warren ]

[ex_wells219]

Good luck explaining that to Jonathan, though!

[ Filter: Andrew ]

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I'm actually pretty sure that's a good way to shut him up.

[ Filter: Warren ]

[ex_wells219]

Oh my god if by shut him up you mean scar him for life.

[ Filter: Andrew ]

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

You know, I think I do.

[ Filter: Warren ]

[ex_wells219]

Holy crap like, it was bad enough trying to explain how I ended up in the hospital for an extra two weeks, I don't think I could. Because imagine his face. This is both horrific and hilarious.

[ Filter: Andrew ]

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I've been imagining his face and now my side hurts okay.

What did you tell him.

[ Filter: Warren ]

[ex_wells219]

Mine too. Oops.

Uh, that I fell.

[ Filter: Andrew ]

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Dipping into the classics huh. I would've gone with an ill-fated LARPing blunder when you tragically attempted to recreate the lobby scene.

[ Filter: Warren ]

[ex_wells219]

Yeah well, he was making that face, that uh-huh face that he makes. I considered telling him Dr Cox beat me up, which would actually be believable except then Jonathan'd probably incite everyone to gang up and attack him and it would have all ended in tears.

[ Filter: Andrew ]

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Well you know, he cares. And the small ones are always more excitable.

[ Filter: Warren ]

[ex_wells219]

Which is why I don't want the words "sex and sparkles" like ever, ever used in his presence. He might faint.

[ Filter: Andrew ]

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

It'd be character building. Besides I'm sure his bitch queen could revive him.

[ Filter: Warren ]

[ex_wells219]

Um because he'd be in the hospital next to her? 'Cause like, watching Jonathan squirm? Fun. Watching Jonathan choke to death and/or have a heart attack? Not so much!

[ Filter: Andrew ]

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I fail to see the difference but don't freak out, I'm not actually planning on telling him anything. The guy doesn't know how to keep his mouth shut as it is.

[ Filter: Warren ]

[ex_wells219]

I'm not freaking out! Welllll maybe a little. I think he's just excited to you know, actually have friends. Besides us. Which, understandable!

[ Filter: Andrew ]

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Sure. Well enjoy your sparkles.

[ Filter: Warren ]

[ex_wells219]

I do! Thankyou!!

[disparages]

Huh.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Stop the presses, Cordelia has commentary to make.

[disparages]

What the hell else am I gonna say to that?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I can't really say considering my ideal situation is the one where you don't talk at all. There's possibly a muzzle of some kind involved.

[disparages]

Lucky for me there's probably not even some sexual connotation to that remark.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I considered it.

[disparages]

Nice sparkles, anyway.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

They were gonna be pink but there's really only so much a guy can take even in the spirit of irony.

[disparages]

Uh huh.

[forgedsoul.livejournal.com]

You know, you're not doing a very good job in making me not want to throw you out a window.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Oops.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

You realize she commented at me first right? And this isn't exactly a new dynamic for us so she's kinda asking for it.

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

Ah! Andrew-kun's birthday!

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Did you forget?

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

Well... I didn't even know when it was...

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I get demands for a public announcement and in the meantime he won't even tell his pretty girlfriends he's got a birthday. Well he only has himself to blame. Personally I wouldn't reward such behavior Aya.

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

Ah... pretty girlfriends?

I don't mind. Besides, Warren-san announced it anyway. I just have to figure out what to get him...

[ Filter: Aya ]

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Yeah you know, his friend who is a chick and also hot.


He likes your food. He hasn't really been able to make his own lately, so.

[ Filter: Warren-san ]

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

Ah... yeah.

I'll make some supper then. Don't get a cake! I'll be sure to bring one of those too!

[magicbone]

oh my god, sparklies.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Sometimes when I take Tesla for a walk she'll catch the scent of shit or something and find herself so enraptured that I can't move her an inch until she's had her fill. That's what it's like with you two and shiny things.

[magicbone]

um I'm not as into them as Andrew is but okay.

I made a cake? um or at least I tried. but glitter doesn't taste good, so.

[magicbone]

also um wow we can just say that Scully appeared for his birthday. what the hell?