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[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Jesus fucking Cthulhu.



[ Filter: Andrew ]

I hope you wanted to see it.

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[ Filter: Andrew ]

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I'm actually pretty sure that's a good way to shut him up.

[ Filter: Warren ]

[ex_wells219]

Oh my god if by shut him up you mean scar him for life.

[ Filter: Andrew ]

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

You know, I think I do.

[ Filter: Warren ]

[ex_wells219]

Holy crap like, it was bad enough trying to explain how I ended up in the hospital for an extra two weeks, I don't think I could. Because imagine his face. This is both horrific and hilarious.

[ Filter: Andrew ]

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I've been imagining his face and now my side hurts okay.

What did you tell him.

[ Filter: Warren ]

[ex_wells219]

Mine too. Oops.

Uh, that I fell.

[ Filter: Andrew ]

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Dipping into the classics huh. I would've gone with an ill-fated LARPing blunder when you tragically attempted to recreate the lobby scene.

[ Filter: Warren ]

[ex_wells219]

Yeah well, he was making that face, that uh-huh face that he makes. I considered telling him Dr Cox beat me up, which would actually be believable except then Jonathan'd probably incite everyone to gang up and attack him and it would have all ended in tears.

[ Filter: Andrew ]

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Well you know, he cares. And the small ones are always more excitable.

[ Filter: Warren ]

[ex_wells219]

Which is why I don't want the words "sex and sparkles" like ever, ever used in his presence. He might faint.

[ Filter: Andrew ]

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

It'd be character building. Besides I'm sure his bitch queen could revive him.

[ Filter: Warren ]

[ex_wells219]

Um because he'd be in the hospital next to her? 'Cause like, watching Jonathan squirm? Fun. Watching Jonathan choke to death and/or have a heart attack? Not so much!

[ Filter: Andrew ]

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I fail to see the difference but don't freak out, I'm not actually planning on telling him anything. The guy doesn't know how to keep his mouth shut as it is.

[ Filter: Warren ]

[ex_wells219]

I'm not freaking out! Welllll maybe a little. I think he's just excited to you know, actually have friends. Besides us. Which, understandable!

[ Filter: Andrew ]

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Sure. Well enjoy your sparkles.

[ Filter: Warren ]

[ex_wells219]

I do! Thankyou!!