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[bialyhoos]

HELLO BABYLON!!

LEO AND I HAVE DONE EXTENSIVE RESEARCH AND HAVE COMPILED A LIST OF THE PEOPLE WE FIND TO BE TEEMING WITH TALENT! IF YOU ARE ON THE LIST, PLEASE RESPOND FOR FURTHER INFORMATION.

SAKATA GINTOKI
RIVER TAM
BOBBY DRAKE
TOPH BEI FONG
GAU
TYZONN
MOLLY MAHONEY
DEAN WINCHESTER
SAM WINCHESTER
AANG
EMA SKYE
LILLY KANE
TAMAKI SUOU
DAISY ADAIR
NEIL PERRY
GABRIEL GRAY
HARUHI FUJIOKA
THE FOLLOWING GROUP AS A WHOLE, YOU MAY PICK ONE REPRESENTATIVE TO ANSWER FOR ALL OF YOU: SAWADA TSUNAYOSHI, GOKUDERA HAYATO, YAMAMOTO TAKESHI, HIBARI KYOUYA, ROKUDO MUKURO, CHROME DOKURO, DINO CAVALLONE, BASIL, LAMBO, SASAGAWA RYOHEI (YOU ALL HAVE VERY LONG NAMES)

THERE IS MONEY INVOLVED FOR EVERYONE IF YOU CHOOSE TO RESPOND!! LOTS OF MONEY. MONEY IN THE HUNDREDS. YOU SHOULD RESPOND.


[ Filter: Leo ]
I LIED ABOUT THE RESEARCH



AND ALSO ABOUT THE MONEY

Comments

[uwaoooo.livejournal.com]

talent??

[bialyhoos]

YES, YOU SEEM TO HAVE LOADS OF IT

WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME TO LUNCH WITH LEO AND I TOMORROW

[onhispaths.livejournal.com]

...ah, if you don't mind my asking, what is this about?

[bialyhoos]

MAKING YOU ALL STARS!

[ Filter: Max ]

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

Oh, Max. Are you sure these people are going to make our production a surefire non-success?

[ Filter: Leo ]

[bialyhoos]

VERY YES, A RESOUNDING REPRISE OF YES YES YES

I WANT GAU TO BE THE LEAD POSSIBLY OPPOSITE TOPH BEI FONG OR HARUHI!! WE CAN'T GO RIGHT, LEO

[deliberately]

Hey, you're the musical guy.

[bialyhoos]

MAX BIALYSTOCK, KID, AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT

YOU'RE NEIL PERRY! ACCORDING TO MY RESEARCH, YOU ACT

[spentmytime.livejournal.com]

No.

[bialyhoos]

YES

[highonlife.livejournal.com]

not even for kicks?

[hostbu]

YES! YES! OF COURSE!! I also don't need to be paid!!

[bialyhoos]

OH THANK GOD

[bialyhoos]

ALSO YES WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME OVER TOMORROW! SAY AROUND 8 PM

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

An admirable quality!

[pushingupdaisy.livejournal.com]

You called?

[bialyhoos]

HELLO! YOU LOOK VERY TALENTED, WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE IN OUR MUSICAL

[mahoney.livejournal.com]

Wait. What?

[bialyhoos]

HELLO MOLLY MAHONEY, WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY PIANO FOR OUR WONDERFUL PRODUCTION OF BYE BYE BABYLON?

[fuckdiabetes.livejournal.com]

-- wait wait hold on what.

[bialyhoos]

ARE YOU INTERESTED IN BECOMING A STAR?

[tokencommoner]

I'm sorry, what?

[bialyhoos]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



CAN MY ASSOCIATE LEO AND I INTEREST YOU IN A QUICK LUNCH? POSSIBLY TUESDAY! IF NOT SOONER. WE HAVE A WONDERFUL PROSPECT FOR YOU

[albatrossish]

The wood needs a-cordin' and the cows need a-milkin'.

[bialyhoos]

AAAAAAAAAALVIN.




BUT THAT IS BESIDE THE POINT HELLO RIVER TAM WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE IN OUR MUSICAL

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

EXCUSE ME, I WOULD LIKE TO REGISTER A COMPLAINT ON BEHALF OF MY ASSOCIATE AND MYSELF

[Filtered to Shawn]

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

SHAWN MY TWO SUMMERS AT BROADWAY CAMP TELL ME THIS MAN IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED.

[highonlife.livejournal.com]

if there's money, sure, whatever. i am rather dramatic anyway.

[bialyhoos]

WONDERFUL! NO NEED TO AUDITION, WE REHEARSE MONDAYS AND WEDNESDAYS FROM 3 TO SIX, TUESDAYS AND THURSDAYS AND SUNDAYS FROM 6 TO 9

[teamavatar.livejournal.com]

me? really???

it sounds like fun! you dont have to pay me though.

[bialyhoos]

YOU ARE A VERY VERY GOOD BOY, AANG

[perkyscience.livejournal.com]

Is it scientific? I have lots of talent for that!

[bialyhoos]

YES, YES IT'S VERY SCIENTIFIC, YOU WILL PLAY A SCIENTIST