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LEO!!!!!! TAKE NOTES

I APOLOGIZE FOR MY COLLEAGUE LEO BLOOM'S BORING BLOCK OF BORING TEXT, HUMOR HIM HE THINKS HE'S SMART

BYE BYE BABYLON
A BIALYSTOCK & BLOOM PRODUCTION
OPENS MAY 10^TH

COME SEE IT
(OR ELSE.)

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LEO

WHERE ARE YOU

I HAVE A PROBLEM THAT REQUIRES ATTENTION

NOW

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[ Filter: Leo ]
LEO!!!!!!!!!

Call it a hunch, but I'm beginning to think that MAYBE the people here could kill us if we involve them in our scheme.

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HELLO BABYLON!!

LEO AND I HAVE DONE EXTENSIVE RESEARCH AND HAVE COMPILED A LIST OF THE PEOPLE WE FIND TO BE TEEMING WITH TALENT! IF YOU ARE ON THE LIST, PLEASE RESPOND FOR FURTHER INFORMATION.

SAKATA GINTOKI
RIVER TAM
BOBBY DRAKE
TOPH BEI FONG
GAU
TYZONN
MOLLY MAHONEY
DEAN WINCHESTER
SAM WINCHESTER
AANG
EMA SKYE
LILLY KANE
TAMAKI SUOU
DAISY ADAIR
NEIL PERRY
GABRIEL GRAY
HARUHI FUJIOKA
THE FOLLOWING GROUP AS A WHOLE, YOU MAY PICK ONE REPRESENTATIVE TO ANSWER FOR ALL OF YOU: SAWADA TSUNAYOSHI, GOKUDERA HAYATO, YAMAMOTO TAKESHI, HIBARI KYOUYA, ROKUDO MUKURO, CHROME DOKURO, DINO CAVALLONE, BASIL, LAMBO, SASAGAWA RYOHEI (YOU ALL HAVE VERY LONG NAMES)

THERE IS MONEY INVOLVED FOR EVERYONE IF YOU CHOOSE TO RESPOND!! LOTS OF MONEY. MONEY IN THE HUNDREDS. YOU SHOULD RESPOND.

[ Filter: Leo ]
I LIED ABOUT THE RESEARCH

AND ALSO ABOUT THE MONEY

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I AM GOING TO SAY THIS AS SUCCINCTLY AND POLITELY AS I KNOW HOW:

ARE THERE ANY LADIES IN BABYLON WHO ARE IN NEED OF MIND-BLOWING, TO-THE-MOON-SENDING SEXUAL GRATIFICATION IN EXCHANGE FOR MONEY?

LET THE RECORD STATE THAT I AM OF COURSE REFERRING TO ME PLEASURING AND YOU PAYING! IF IT SEEMS SHAMELESS THAT'S BECAUSE IT IS. THE THINGS I DO FOR THEATRE!!!!

SPEAKING OF THE GREAT WHITE WAY: WE STILL NEED ACTORS FOR BYE BYE BABYLON. EVERYONE GETS A PART! IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO SIGN UP! TALENT IS VERY UNNECESSARY! LEO AND I HAVE BEEN DOING THIS PRACTICALLY OUR WHOLE LIVES, WE'RE VERY WELL TRAINED AND WE'LL MAKE YOU A STAR! SIGN UP NOW!

bialyhoos

BYE BYE BABYLON
(A NEW MUSICAL BY BIALYSTOCK & BLOOM)
OPEN CASTING CALL

WE'RE LOOKING FOR ACTORS, SINGERS, DANCERS, PHILOSOPHERS, NEWSPAPER WRITERS, REVOLUTIONARIES, MUSICIANS, DOCTORS, LAWYERS, EX-CONS, EX-PATS, EX-EXES, BEAUTIFUL GIRLS, RUGGED MEN, PIRATES, GRIM REAPERS, SOCIAL REJECTS, VAMPIRES, MAFIA DONS, ATHLETES, ASS-KICKERS, GYMNASTS, KARATE GURUS, MILK MAIDS, LOVERS, FIGHTERS, DREAMERS, BASKET WEAVERS, MAGICIANS, ASTRONAUTS, NINJAS, ANYONE WITH WORKING LEGS, AND EVEN SOME WITHOUT WORKING LEGS, WE HONESTLY AREN'T THAT PICKY.

NO TALENT REQUIRED. No, really, none. Don't ask! IT'LL BE GREAT! WE CAN DO IT! TAURUS 302, COME AS YOU ARE, WE'LL MAKE YOU DO THINGS YOU NEVER DREAMED YOU COULD DO.

ADDENDUM: THERE'S ALWAYS A ROLE FOR THE PRODUCER'S GIRLFRIEND. AND BACKERS. LOTS OF BACKERS. YOU TOO CAN OWN A PORTION OF BYE BYE BABYLON!