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[bialyhoos]

I APOLOGIZE FOR MY COLLEAGUE LEO BLOOM'S BORING BLOCK OF BORING TEXT, HUMOR HIM HE THINKS HE'S SMART


BYE BYE BABYLON
A BIALYSTOCK & BLOOM PRODUCTION
OPENS MAY 10^TH


COME SEE IT
(OR ELSE.)

Comments

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

I am smart!

[bialyhoos]

OH LEO I WASN'T AWARE YOU WERE READING THIS CONSIDERING IT ISN'T A BIG CHUNK OF BORING WORDS WITH PROPER PUNCTUATION AND GRAMMAR!!!!

YES YOU ARE

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

It did catch my eye a little, Max.

[bialyhoos]

I TOLD YOU SO

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

Wait just a moment.

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

Are you threatening Babylon?!

[bialyhoos]

WHY WOULD I DO THAT, LEO

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

That's what I keep asking myself!

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

Because they have guns, Max!

[bialyhoos]

WE HAVE THEATRE!!!!!!

AND ALSO A GOOD ESCAPE PLAN

[bialyhoos]

NOT THAT WE'LL NEED AN ESCAPE PLAN

[bialyhoos]

BECAUSE EVERYTHING WILL GO PERFECTLY

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

Some of them are from Japan...

[bialyhoos]

SCHMAPAN

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

They have Godzilla on their side!!

[bialyhoos]

I THINK WE WOULD NOTICE IF GODZILLA WAS IN BABYLON

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

Would we, Max? WOULD WE?

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

I DON'T THINK I COULD FACE GODZILLA, MAX!

[bialyhoos]

I WOULD SLAY THE BEAST FOR YOU, LEO!!!!!!!

[ticktickbloom.livejournal.com]

That's very gallant of you Max. But I still think you should be cautious in who you idly threaten around here. This isn't New York — people are sensitive!

[bialyhoos]

I'M NOT THREATENING ANYONE, I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THAT GOT THERE, THE GOVERNMENT IS IN MY ELECTRONIC CHATTERBOX

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Funny story, you really couldn't.

[andiburn.livejournal.com]

This is ridiculous.

[bialyhoos]

YOU'RE RIDICULOUS

[andiburn.livejournal.com]

What?

That doesn't even make any sense.