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[bialyhoos]

HELLO BABYLON!!

LEO AND I HAVE DONE EXTENSIVE RESEARCH AND HAVE COMPILED A LIST OF THE PEOPLE WE FIND TO BE TEEMING WITH TALENT! IF YOU ARE ON THE LIST, PLEASE RESPOND FOR FURTHER INFORMATION.

SAKATA GINTOKI
RIVER TAM
BOBBY DRAKE
TOPH BEI FONG
GAU
TYZONN
MOLLY MAHONEY
DEAN WINCHESTER
SAM WINCHESTER
AANG
EMA SKYE
LILLY KANE
TAMAKI SUOU
DAISY ADAIR
NEIL PERRY
GABRIEL GRAY
HARUHI FUJIOKA
THE FOLLOWING GROUP AS A WHOLE, YOU MAY PICK ONE REPRESENTATIVE TO ANSWER FOR ALL OF YOU: SAWADA TSUNAYOSHI, GOKUDERA HAYATO, YAMAMOTO TAKESHI, HIBARI KYOUYA, ROKUDO MUKURO, CHROME DOKURO, DINO CAVALLONE, BASIL, LAMBO, SASAGAWA RYOHEI (YOU ALL HAVE VERY LONG NAMES)

THERE IS MONEY INVOLVED FOR EVERYONE IF YOU CHOOSE TO RESPOND!! LOTS OF MONEY. MONEY IN THE HUNDREDS. YOU SHOULD RESPOND.


[ Filter: Leo ]
I LIED ABOUT THE RESEARCH



AND ALSO ABOUT THE MONEY

Comments

[ Filter: Max ]

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Oh, Max. Are you sure these people are going to make our production a surefire non-success?

[ Filter: Leo ]

[bialyhoos]

VERY YES, A RESOUNDING REPRISE OF YES YES YES

I WANT GAU TO BE THE LEAD POSSIBLY OPPOSITE TOPH BEI FONG OR HARUHI!! WE CAN'T GO RIGHT, LEO

[ Filter: Max ]

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I just don't think we should involve the mafia; or that is to say, the large family with some minor criminal history and a tendency to wear suits.

[ Filter: Leo ]

[bialyhoos]

WHY NOT...

[ Filter: Max ]

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I don't feel like dying, Max! In fact, I would like to register that I am completely and totally against the idea! I saw Scarface, I know what goes on!

[ Filter: Leo ]

[bialyhoos]

WE AREN'T GOING TO DIE, LEO! PUT DOWN THE BLANKET. WE AREN'T GOING TO DIE


HAVE YOU FOUND ANYWHERE FOR US TO RUN OFF TO WITH THE MONEY

[ Filter: Max ]

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But they're notorious for wanting to be paid! You've promised them money now, Max, you can't come back from that!

I found the other side of the Dome. It's very nice, and only about an hour's drive away. Alternately, we could build some sort of house in one of the wilderness Domes, or perhaps live up near the roof, thus decreasinbg the chances of people finding and hurting us to about 81%!

[ Filter: Leo ]

[bialyhoos]

FUCK. Maybe, possibly I shouldn't have done that?

THE ROOF SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD PLAN! I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WERE WILDERNESS DOMES, LEO, YOU'RE SO SMART! ALSO I THINK WE MAY NEED TO BE STEALTHIER. YOU SHOULD WORK ON A STEALTH PLAN FOR US

[ Filter: Max ]

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Maybe, possibly!!

They have a lot of animals in them, which is hwy I'm not sure they would be entirely safe, especially since apparently there are big cats and I'm allergic to being eaten. Max, Max, maybe we could dig under the ground. or change our names and assume false aliases! I'm not entirely sure about the stealth aspect, I'll have to consider it, though it would probably help if you spoke a little more softly and used less capitals — which would also make you less terrifying! Win win!

[ Filter: Leo ]

[bialyhoos]

IF I SPEAK SOFTLY OR USE LESS CAPITALS, PEOPLE DON'T LISTEN TO ME! YOU KNOW THIS, LEO, I AM ONLY HEARD WHEN I SING FROM THE ROOFTOPS OR SPEAK AS THE CASE MAY BE SEEING AS THERE'S STILL NO MUSIC HERE

I'M ALLERGIC TO YOU BEING A PANSY ABOUT THIS! DIGGING WOULD TAKE A LONG TIME AND REQUIRE MORE MANPOWER THAN WE HAVE. UNLESS! WE DEVOTE REHEARSAL TIME TO DIGGING OUR SECRET TUNNEL. WE COULD TELL THEM IT'S AN ACTING EXERCISE

WHAT WOULD YOUR FAKE NAME BE LEO, BECAUSE I THINK MINE WOULD BE OSCAR WILLIAM SHAKES (SHORT FOR SHAKESPEARE)

[ Filter: Max ]

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You know what they say, Max, "speak softly and carry a big stick." I'm sure we could find you a stick somewhere, and maybe that would make up for the lack of background music! Which is still very disappointing, although I did make up an interesting little ditty while shaving yesterday.

As for the other thing. A secret tunnel sounds excellent, but then all the actors would know where it went to! Still, movement excercises could be useful, for both us and them. Something to do at rehearsal, since they keep asking me when we're doing to start blocking. Do we even have a director, Max?

I do quite like Leo, it's very Joycean. Maybe I could be Howard Orwell. I don't really know, that sounds a little silly. You could name me, if you wanted, Max.

[ Filter: Leo ]

[bialyhoos]

SINCE WHEN DO YOU SHAVE, YOUR FACE IS AS SMOOTH AS THE DAY YOU WERE BORN
(I ATTEMPTED THE HOP CLOP, IT DIDN'T GO SO WELL)

We could make the actors conveniently forget? Yes? YES? WE WILL START BLOCKING ONCE WE CAST THE REST OF THESE FAILURES! AND I THINK WE'RE DIRECTING, LEO, IT'LL BE A NEW AND HORRIBLE ADVENTURE

I WILL NAME YOU.............................. BLEOPOLD FLOOM

[ Filter: Max ]

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I may be babyfaced, but every man must shave, Max! Even if it is only occasionally.

Well, it's certainly a showbiz name!