http://robotsexual.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] robotsexual.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] indesolution2007-12-06 12:42 am
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Dear Secret Santa,

I am a man of simple yet sophisticated tastes. My preferred cigars are Habanos (don't know if they have them in this world but you can't expect me to do all the work here, come on). Personal massages are an excellent nonmonetary gift (if you're a guy a gift certificate will have to do, sorry about the gender inequality). And I always, always welcome new methods of smiting my enemies. You're a talented bunch, go wild.

Sincerely,
Warren Mears


In other news, I have acquired a weapon of mass destruction. Her name is Tesla and okay, she's pretty much with the licking of faces right now but soon, soon she will be removing them. It's a work in progress, people.
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[identity profile] eighthshiner.livejournal.com 2007-12-06 09:36 am (UTC)(link)
Stupid humans. Continue what you were doing.
notwalking: (pride or shame it's all the same)

[personal profile] notwalking 2007-12-06 09:38 am (UTC)(link)
A divine sign that I haven't been drinking enough, I'm sure.

[identity profile] eighthshiner.livejournal.com 2007-12-06 09:39 am (UTC)(link)
Aren't you the one that talks to Gods?
notwalking: (a cocky swagger up the ladder)

[personal profile] notwalking 2007-12-06 09:40 am (UTC)(link)
He and I have been known to converse. Why? Heard of me?

[identity profile] eighthshiner.livejournal.com 2007-12-06 09:41 am (UTC)(link)
I read these things.

Well, here you are then.
notwalking: (a cocky swagger up the ladder)

[personal profile] notwalking 2007-12-06 09:42 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, here I am. Who are you?

[identity profile] eighthshiner.livejournal.com 2007-12-06 09:47 am (UTC)(link)
Yrael, formerly of the Nine Gods, betrayer, doom-bringer and servant of the Contractor Hei.

Mrrr. Call me Mogget.
notwalking: (a cocky swagger up the ladder)

[personal profile] notwalking 2007-12-06 09:48 am (UTC)(link)
Doom-bringer. Really.

Call me Nuwanda.

[identity profile] eighthshiner.livejournal.com 2007-12-06 09:52 am (UTC)(link)
Mm, there were some incidents. But nothing while I have this stupid collar on my neck~
notwalking: (a cocky swagger up the ladder)

[personal profile] notwalking 2007-12-06 09:59 am (UTC)(link)
Really. So, you're a god?
notwalking: (he was fueled by a lack)

[personal profile] notwalking 2007-12-06 10:04 am (UTC)(link)
Color me intrigued. What'd you do to get kicked out?

[identity profile] eighthshiner.livejournal.com 2007-12-06 10:10 am (UTC)(link)
Nothing. Absolutely nothing. That's all it took.
notwalking: (and mouths to feed)

[personal profile] notwalking 2007-12-06 10:13 am (UTC)(link)
Huh. That's pretty neat. Didn't expect to run into God here.

But you're a cat.

[identity profile] eighthshiner.livejournal.com 2007-12-06 10:22 am (UTC)(link)
Come play with me some time, human.
notwalking: (the last hurrah?)

[personal profile] notwalking 2007-12-06 10:24 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I will.
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