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[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

so any lovely ladies out there who want to show a new lad around the place? or their place? im still a bit dazed from the fucking trip and i could sorely use a place to sleep tonight yeah. & someone to look after me. ive been told im very snuggly.

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[postits]

I know someone who could look after you.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

jesus fucking christ

[postits]

I'm inclined to fucking agree, Mason.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

oh come on, i just fucking saw you, this isnt fair, cant you go away and come back in... look lets say three days

[postits]

Believe me, I too enjoyed the few months of relative peace, free of fucking wanker sod this and Rubey I'm so fucked today I can't even fucking reap that.

[postits]

How fucked are you right now?

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

brilliant thing about these things, is youll never know.

[postits]

Enjoy it while you can, Mason.

[fucktoiletseats.livejournal.com]

Mason!

About fucking time!

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

oh thank fucking god its george

[fucktoiletseats.livejournal.com]

I think that took you long enough!

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

wait what do you mean

[constructedpast.livejournal.com]

They didn't give you an apartment?

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

they give you fucking apartments? that's mighty generous.

[constructedpast.livejournal.com]

Well, they didn't me at first but that was because I was uh. Big. You got no welcome committee either?

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

actually, thye gave me a lot of rubbish, i binned most of it



should i not have.

[postits]

Don't mind him, miss, he's a fuck up.

[constructedpast.livejournal.com]

Kay?

[flawedhope.livejournal.com]

Rube mentioned you, Mason.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

yet he completely failed to mention you to me. bet his memorys going.

so, seems we have a friend in common.

[flawedhope.livejournal.com]

You only just arrived. He probably hasn't had a chance.

Well, Rube's my roommate.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

lucky rube.

[postits]

The apology in advance still stands.

[flawedhope.livejournal.com]

I'm going to give him a chance.

[postits]

I understand the compulsion. I've been giving him chances for over twenty years now.

Keep in mind, he's too drugfucked to remember his own name.