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[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

so any lovely ladies out there who want to show a new lad around the place? or their place? im still a bit dazed from the fucking trip and i could sorely use a place to sleep tonight yeah. & someone to look after me. ive been told im very snuggly.

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[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

im hurt. couldnt you have used a picture where i wasnt a dashingly handsome clown

[postits]

That's all you've been for as long as I've known you, princess.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

thanks a fucking lot. let's start again. first i go: im very snuggly, adorable yet manly puppy eyes. then you go: mason! it's so fucking marvelous to hear from you blah blah im a grouch.

[postits]

Let's not. I reserve the right to edit this as I see fit. I'm very snuggly, you lie, slurring your words and pouring salt on your waffles again because you're too fucked to notice that, no, it's not odd-tasting syrup. Then I go, you're a fuck up. Scene.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

wait no youre a shit fucking editor. dont ever go into the movie business.

now this, if i am correct, which i of course am, is the sixty four somethingillion dollar question, rubey

are there fucking post its.

[postits]

Post-its still exist, Mason.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

shit.

[postits]

Reaping, however.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

is.................????

[postits]

Not.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

fuck me, have i moved on? is this... heaven?

[postits]

Jesus, so many things to take issue with in those questions. One, no, you never met your quota. Two, this is just another onward, because I doubt your upward would have such staunch restrictions on drugs, and I doubt mine would have you in it. Three, you in heaven? I might cry.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

staunch

[postits]

Staunch. Firm. Steadfast. Not willing to deal with your bullshit. Etc.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

well fuck

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

theres hospitals yeah? or a hospital singular

[postits]

Yes, one I intend on visiting soon enough. You know what else there is? A brutal police force.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

oi, how come you hyphenate post its but not fuck up

[postits]

It's a brand name, jackass.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

right, i knew that

[postits]

Of course you did.

[fucktoiletseats.livejournal.com]

I told him it was a hyphenate. Again.

[postits]

Fuck your hyphenates, Georgia. Again.

It's like a fucking family reunion in here.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

youre a very clever girl george.

[fucktoiletseats.livejournal.com]

I consider my mission accomplished, then.