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[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

so any lovely ladies out there who want to show a new lad around the place? or their place? im still a bit dazed from the fucking trip and i could sorely use a place to sleep tonight yeah. & someone to look after me. ive been told im very snuggly.

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[flawedhope.livejournal.com]

I'm going to give him a chance.

[postits]

I understand the compulsion. I've been giving him chances for over twenty years now.

Keep in mind, he's too drugfucked to remember his own name.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

lies and slander.

[postits]

Truth and beauty.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

i heard that on an episode of the simpsons once.

[postits]

Be pleasant with Pandora.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

im never anything but pleasant to beautiful, intelligent women.

[flawedhope.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the compliment, Mason.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

anytime, darling, absolutely any time.

[postits]

I'll be reading over her shoulder to make sure of that. Once I stop laughing.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

ps fuck off and rot

[postits]

Oh, how I've missed this. Would if I could, princess.

[flawedhope.livejournal.com]

I have a remarkable amount of patience.

[postits]

So I've learned. You'll need it, Pandora.

[flawedhope.livejournal.com]

As long as he continues to compliment me, I believe I'll be fine.

[postits]

It's enchanting in theory. When he's drooling on himself, slurring his words and breathing smoke in your face, it's slightly less charming.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

you'relike the wingman from hell

[postits]

Never forget it.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

you'll never let me

[flawedhope.livejournal.com]

Everyone has their flaws, Rube.

[postits]

You're a good person, Pandora.