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[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

so any lovely ladies out there who want to show a new lad around the place? or their place? im still a bit dazed from the fucking trip and i could sorely use a place to sleep tonight yeah. & someone to look after me. ive been told im very snuggly.

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[constructedpast.livejournal.com]

Just see if can find a key of some sort.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

fucking JACKPOT! hahahaHA

if this wasnt a computer and i wasnt covered in garbage id fucking kiss you

[constructedpast.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the sentiment, all the same.

I'm Dawn, by the way.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

im mason! lovely to meet you sort of, in a craigslist kind of way

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

wait, big like the tom hanks movie or big like godzilla

[constructedpast.livejournal.com]

Not quite as big as Godzilla.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

right.

[constructedpast.livejournal.com]

I'm all humansized now though. My employer fixed me.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

good work her. whatd she do, snip bits off?

[constructedpast.livejournal.com]

I'd ask how you knew it was a her but, this is Babylon, whatever.

She's a witch, so no.

[postits]

Why the hell are you covered in garbage?

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

i had a slight altercation with a rubbish bin

[postits]

And it won. Why am I not surprised.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

you may think it won, but ive got the key to my fanfuckingtastic brand spanking new government-issued apartment, so whose the winner now!?

[postits]

If you're here? All of us win.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

fuck you too rubey

[postits]

Double.