http://robotsexual.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] robotsexual.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] indesolution2008-02-06 04:08 am
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Okay children, you don't have to like it but the fact is you need an adult-sized credit card for a lot of that online research material, whereas the proprietors of Rule 42 are not nearly so discriminating. We also accept cash or check.

So here's the deal, show us some student ID today and you get 20% off your purchase of any adult material. Jonathan will probably be hiding in the backroom with his head between his knees but never fear, our trained experts will manage to work within your kinks (or lack thereof) to minimize mental trauma and maximize grade point averages. Come one, come all.
magicbone: (so what difference does it make?)

[personal profile] magicbone 2008-02-06 12:09 pm (UTC)(link)
that is an accurate assessment of where Jonathan will be. um. have fun with this!
magicbone: (now you make me feel so ashamed)

[personal profile] magicbone 2008-02-06 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
wh

oh my god HEY SO I just um don't think I'm going to come to work today okay.

[personal profile] ex_wells219 2008-02-06 12:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Just don't let them near any of the breakable stuff. Also I am not taking responsibility if any of the old guys who take everything really personally turn up and snipe at you.

[personal profile] ex_wells219 2008-02-06 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I just get twitchy about the idea of kids rifling through stuff. I'm still a little skeptical about actually announcing this but hey, supply and demand, I guess. Selling stuff's probably more important than morality.

Yeah, thanks Hillary.

[personal profile] ex_wells219 2008-02-07 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
I calm myself with the thought of money. And security cameras.

Yeah uh, I'm not discussing this? I never got my badge in moral orienteering.

[personal profile] ex_wells219 2008-02-07 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
Um, not the second thing.
notwalking: (money is their idol)

[personal profile] notwalking 2008-02-07 10:19 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks, that was real educational.
notwalking: (all they say is trust in what is written)

[personal profile] notwalking 2008-02-07 10:26 am (UTC)(link)
I think that goes for both of us, don't you?

[identity profile] bestchild.livejournal.com 2008-02-07 10:29 am (UTC)(link)
Definitely.
notwalking: (soon they bark & hound you)

[personal profile] notwalking 2008-02-07 10:27 am (UTC)(link)
Cordelia's taught me plenty about that, but I'm not the one who ended up on the floor. Fact.
notwalking: (soon they bark & hound you)

[personal profile] notwalking 2008-02-07 10:34 am (UTC)(link)
Wounded pride sounds so sweet. I never get tired of it.
notwalking: (all they say is trust in what is written)

[personal profile] notwalking 2008-02-07 10:48 am (UTC)(link)
It's not like you put it to use anyway.

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[identity profile] bestchild.livejournal.com 2008-02-07 10:51 am (UTC)(link)
But I bet he'd outlast you everywhere else.

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