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[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Okay children, you don't have to like it but the fact is you need an adult-sized credit card for a lot of that online research material, whereas the proprietors of Rule 42 are not nearly so discriminating. We also accept cash or check.

So here's the deal, show us some student ID today and you get 20% off your purchase of any adult material. Jonathan will probably be hiding in the backroom with his head between his knees but never fear, our trained experts will manage to work within your kinks (or lack thereof) to minimize mental trauma and maximize grade point averages. Come one, come all.

Comments

[magicbone]

that is an accurate assessment of where Jonathan will be. um. have fun with this!

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

On second thought you may not be safe from obscenities while back there either.

[magicbone]

wh

oh my god HEY SO I just um don't think I'm going to come to work today okay.

[ex_wells219]

Just don't let them near any of the breakable stuff. Also I am not taking responsibility if any of the old guys who take everything really personally turn up and snipe at you.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

That was actually my plan. I've been attempting to save the breakable stuff from the demon barber only to sacrifice it to a hoard of kids buying pornography. Thank you Andrew.

I'm not worried about the old guys. Hey I don't make the rules, I just enforce them. It takes a village etc.

[ex_wells219]

I just get twitchy about the idea of kids rifling through stuff. I'm still a little skeptical about actually announcing this but hey, supply and demand, I guess. Selling stuff's probably more important than morality.

Yeah, thanks Hillary.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

It was your suggestion. So is it only moral if we're sneaky about it? You'll have to forgive me, I'm still a little fuzzy on this stuff, I mean I never really got that whole morals vs ethics bit despite how smoking Reese is.

[ex_wells219]

I calm myself with the thought of money. And security cameras.

Yeah uh, I'm not discussing this? I never got my badge in moral orienteering.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I wasn't really interested anyway.

[ex_wells219]

I know.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

So is this just target practice or should I not come down.

[ex_wells219]

Um, not the second thing.

[notwalking]

Thanks, that was real educational.

[bestchild.livejournal.com]

Schadenfreude, Dalton?

[notwalking]

I think that goes for both of us, don't you?

[bestchild.livejournal.com]

Definitely.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Yeah I bet they've taught you everything you ever needed to know about being a bitch.

[notwalking]

Cordelia's taught me plenty about that, but I'm not the one who ended up on the floor. Fact.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

No you'd actually need a pair for that to happen.

[notwalking]

Wounded pride sounds so sweet. I never get tired of it.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

That wasn't my pride but good observation skills there, dicklick. And I think I outlasted you in the getting-knocked-on-my-ass-by-a-chick department.

[notwalking]

It's not like you put it to use anyway.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

That's sweet, but lemme give you a little stalking tip if you're attempting to get that kind of information about me: Try harder.

[bestchild.livejournal.com]

But I bet he'd outlast you everywhere else.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Offer's still on the table if you care to find out, Asuka.