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[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Okay children, you don't have to like it but the fact is you need an adult-sized credit card for a lot of that online research material, whereas the proprietors of Rule 42 are not nearly so discriminating. We also accept cash or check.

So here's the deal, show us some student ID today and you get 20% off your purchase of any adult material. Jonathan will probably be hiding in the backroom with his head between his knees but never fear, our trained experts will manage to work within your kinks (or lack thereof) to minimize mental trauma and maximize grade point averages. Come one, come all.

Comments

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

No you'd actually need a pair for that to happen.

[notwalking]

Wounded pride sounds so sweet. I never get tired of it.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

That wasn't my pride but good observation skills there, dicklick. And I think I outlasted you in the getting-knocked-on-my-ass-by-a-chick department.

[notwalking]

It's not like you put it to use anyway.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

That's sweet, but lemme give you a little stalking tip if you're attempting to get that kind of information about me: Try harder.

[notwalking]

You're not the interesting one in the group, Mears. Sorry.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

What the fuck.

[notwalking]

Nice talking to you. Feel better.

[bestchild.livejournal.com]

But I bet he'd outlast you everywhere else.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Offer's still on the table if you care to find out, Asuka.

[bestchild.livejournal.com]

Obviously a kick in the balls isn't a firm enough no for you, swine.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I'm stubborn.

[bestchild.livejournal.com]

Huh. If you didn't have einen Vogel that'd work in your favor.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

A bird?

[bestchild.livejournal.com]

What? No, you moron.

[magicbone]

she says you're crazy.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Oh that. Well.

[magicbone]

yeah.

[magicbone]

um dude. did Asuka beat you up?

[bestchild.livejournal.com]

Sprechen zu Deutsch?

[notwalking]

They never learn, do they!

[bestchild.livejournal.com]

Are you joking or stupid?

[notwalking]

Neither. I'm on your side.

[bestchild.livejournal.com]

Or delusional.

[notwalking]

Yeah, or that.