http://spenstar.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] spenstar.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] indesolution2008-02-29 05:07 pm
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I'M SENSING THAT I'M NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE

I'M ALSO SENSING THAT EVERYONE I KNOW IS STILL IN KANSAS

AND THAT IF YOU ACTUALLY DO LIVE IN KANSAS YOU SHOULD PROBABLY BE BETTER PREPARED FOR A TORNADO AND NOT BUILD A HOUSE THAT COULD FLY AWAY AND CRUSH SOMEONE! AND THAT FOR THAT MATTER IF A BUNCH OF WEIRD LITTLE DUDES AND A CREEPY SLOW-TALKING LADY GIVE YOU SHOES OFF A DEAD BODY YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T TAKE THEM. I MEAN DOESN'T THAT SEEM LIKE COMMON SENSE?

WHILE I'M AT IT I'M ALSO SENSING THAT THIS ROOM IS KIND OF COLD. Do they not shell out for heat here??

Oh right, sorry! First things first: so how do you get someone here? Gus needs to see this.

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[identity profile] scienceexplains.livejournal.com 2008-02-29 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
As I understand it, it isn't up to us who comes through the portal.

[identity profile] spenstar.livejournal.com 2008-03-01 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
Ladies and gentlemen, our first caller! Congratulations!

No but seriously, how do I make that happen then? I need Gus here!
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[personal profile] disparages 2008-03-01 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
You're 'sensing'? And people really take their fine time getting here, so you might have to wait a while, hotshot.

[identity profile] spenstar.livejournal.com 2008-03-01 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Yes! I'm sorry, I failed to introduce myself in all that "where am I, what is this place, am I in an alternate dimension or did I just fall asleep watching The Truman Show?" goodness. I'm Shawn Spencer, psychic detective, formerly-I-guess with the Santa Barbara police.

Hotshot? I prefer 'the sweetness,' myself.

Now do you happen to know a way to speed this whole "getting here" thing up...? seriously, if it's an emergency, they can do something, can't they?
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[personal profile] disparages 2008-03-01 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
You're psychic? I dunno how to speed up the whole appearing thing- though somebody I'd been waiting for finally showed up when I got hurt. But I don't really recommend that.

[identity profile] spenstar.livejournal.com 2008-03-01 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, I am. Amazing, I know. :) But no worries! Really, I'm just like you.

When you got hurt, you say? Hmm...

...well, maybe not, but I'll keep that in mind.
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[personal profile] disparages 2008-03-01 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Yeahhh. Totally not a five star way to get attention.

[identity profile] spenstar.livejournal.com 2008-03-01 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
No no no! I work with the POLICE.

And besides a little attention never hurt anyone anyway, right? it's like television. or tanning!
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[personal profile] disparages 2008-03-01 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
The police? Oh fun, cause they're a real efficient bunch in this place.

God I miss tanning.

[identity profile] spenstar.livejournal.com 2008-03-01 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah? Well maybe that's why I'm here, then. Yes! I was drawn to this place. I was called. Now I just have to call my assistant. How am I supposed to clean this place up Bad News Bears-style without my Tatum O'Neal?

Is there no tanning here? That's a shame. What about the beach?
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[personal profile] disparages 2008-03-01 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
If your wingman's Tatum, what does that make you? And c'mon. We're in a post apocalyptic dome. No beach.

[identity profile] spenstar.livejournal.com 2008-03-01 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
I guess I was Walter Matthau in that analogy, although I really see myself as more of a modern-day Keanu in Point Break.

I'm not exactly up on my dome-inology, so unless this is actually based on that movie, you've got me. Not that I actually saw that movie. Even I have standards!! (Gus totally did though.)

Wait -- does that mean there's no pineapple here? :((((
telepathics: (there is a lighthouse 500 yards down)

[personal profile] telepathics 2008-03-01 09:39 am (UTC)(link)
Do yuo rlelay?

[identity profile] ryuume.livejournal.com 2008-03-01 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I haven't found a way to get someone here yet.

[identity profile] ryuume.livejournal.com 2008-03-01 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah! Psychic?

[identity profile] scienceexplains.livejournal.com 2008-03-01 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
A psychic detective.

[identity profile] spenstar.livejournal.com 2008-03-01 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Do I...? Do I relay? I have been known to run a race or two. I didn't win the Pacific Emerald Cruises Guest-Staff Baton Marathon, but I was voted Best Costume at the afterparty. And I was almost on the swim team in high school!

((LOL, edited because I got the name wrong. :( yes, he really did work on a cruise ship.))

[identity profile] spenstar.livejournal.com 2008-03-01 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Si!

[identity profile] spenstar.livejournal.com 2008-03-01 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Mais oui!

[identity profile] spenstar.livejournal.com 2008-03-01 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Well... how long have you been trying?

[identity profile] scienceexplains.livejournal.com 2008-03-01 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Let me guess: you visit crime scenes and make pronouncements so vague they inevitably seem correct in the light of further investigation?
telepathics: (it's been in flames)

[personal profile] telepathics 2008-03-02 12:24 am (UTC)(link)


Tish mghith de esirae if yuo cmoe ot eth satiotn.

[identity profile] ryuume.livejournal.com 2008-03-02 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
It depends on what you mean by trying. His "Power" and my "Power" are linked. You're a psychic too, right? Does your Power link to anyone else's?

[identity profile] rockthewolves.livejournal.com 2008-03-02 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
I know how you feel, man.

[identity profile] spenstar.livejournal.com 2008-03-02 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
Is this a code? ARE WE WRITING IN CODE?

SORRY I MEAN

AREAY EWAY ITINGWRAY INAY ODECAY?

Or I can do gibberish if you want!! Is this really important? is it top-secret?
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