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I'M SENSING THAT I'M NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE

I'M ALSO SENSING THAT EVERYONE I KNOW IS STILL IN KANSAS

AND THAT IF YOU ACTUALLY DO LIVE IN KANSAS YOU SHOULD PROBABLY BE BETTER PREPARED FOR A TORNADO AND NOT BUILD A HOUSE THAT COULD FLY AWAY AND CRUSH SOMEONE! AND THAT FOR THAT MATTER IF A BUNCH OF WEIRD LITTLE DUDES AND A CREEPY SLOW-TALKING LADY GIVE YOU SHOES OFF A DEAD BODY YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T TAKE THEM. I MEAN DOESN'T THAT SEEM LIKE COMMON SENSE?

WHILE I'M AT IT I'M ALSO SENSING THAT THIS ROOM IS KIND OF COLD. Do they not shell out for heat here??

Oh right, sorry! First things first: so how do you get someone here? Gus needs to see this.

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If your wingman's Tatum, what does that make you? And c'mon. We're in a post apocalyptic dome. No beach.

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I guess I was Walter Matthau in that analogy, although I really see myself as more of a modern-day Keanu in Point Break.

I'm not exactly up on my dome-inology, so unless this is actually based on that movie, you've got me. Not that I actually saw that movie. Even I have standards!! (Gus totally did though.)

Wait -- does that mean there's no pineapple here? :((((