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I'M SENSING THAT I'M NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE

I'M ALSO SENSING THAT EVERYONE I KNOW IS STILL IN KANSAS

AND THAT IF YOU ACTUALLY DO LIVE IN KANSAS YOU SHOULD PROBABLY BE BETTER PREPARED FOR A TORNADO AND NOT BUILD A HOUSE THAT COULD FLY AWAY AND CRUSH SOMEONE! AND THAT FOR THAT MATTER IF A BUNCH OF WEIRD LITTLE DUDES AND A CREEPY SLOW-TALKING LADY GIVE YOU SHOES OFF A DEAD BODY YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T TAKE THEM. I MEAN DOESN'T THAT SEEM LIKE COMMON SENSE?

WHILE I'M AT IT I'M ALSO SENSING THAT THIS ROOM IS KIND OF COLD. Do they not shell out for heat here??

Oh right, sorry! First things first: so how do you get someone here? Gus needs to see this.

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You're psychic? I dunno how to speed up the whole appearing thing- though somebody I'd been waiting for finally showed up when I got hurt. But I don't really recommend that.

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Yes, I am. Amazing, I know. :) But no worries! Really, I'm just like you.

When you got hurt, you say? Hmm...

...well, maybe not, but I'll keep that in mind.

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Yeahhh. Totally not a five star way to get attention.

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No no no! I work with the POLICE.

And besides a little attention never hurt anyone anyway, right? it's like television. or tanning!

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The police? Oh fun, cause they're a real efficient bunch in this place.

God I miss tanning.

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Oh yeah? Well maybe that's why I'm here, then. Yes! I was drawn to this place. I was called. Now I just have to call my assistant. How am I supposed to clean this place up Bad News Bears-style without my Tatum O'Neal?

Is there no tanning here? That's a shame. What about the beach?

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If your wingman's Tatum, what does that make you? And c'mon. We're in a post apocalyptic dome. No beach.

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I guess I was Walter Matthau in that analogy, although I really see myself as more of a modern-day Keanu in Point Break.

I'm not exactly up on my dome-inology, so unless this is actually based on that movie, you've got me. Not that I actually saw that movie. Even I have standards!! (Gus totally did though.)

Wait -- does that mean there's no pineapple here? :((((

[telepathics]

Do yuo rlelay?

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Do I...? Do I relay? I have been known to run a race or two. I didn't win the Pacific Emerald Cruises Guest-Staff Baton Marathon, but I was voted Best Costume at the afterparty. And I was almost on the swim team in high school!

((LOL, edited because I got the name wrong. :( yes, he really did work on a cruise ship.))

[telepathics]

Tish mghith de esirae if yuo cmoe ot eth satiotn.

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Is this a code? ARE WE WRITING IN CODE?

SORRY I MEAN

AREAY EWAY ITINGWRAY INAY ODECAY?

Or I can do gibberish if you want!! Is this really important? is it top-secret?

[telepathics]

Nvrer midn.

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10110110101?

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No binary?

That's probably for the best because I don't actually know binary.

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I mean, I hope I didn't just insult your sister or anything. Did I? I'm sorry. :(

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For the record you really didn't actually write legit binary, so you're safe.

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Oh no, you caught me, I never learned binary.

[ex_wells219]

It's just Base 2, once you get used to converting it's pretty easy!

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I did not understand a single word of that sentence.

[ex_wells219]

Math stuff! It's no big deal, go do your psychic uh, thing.

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...Okay then! Thanks, Andrew. Can I count on you next time I need mathness?

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Sure! I'm not like, Charlie Eppes, but I know my binary!

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OH WAIT

the spirits have just spoken to me! I'm sorry, man, I didn't realize. I thought we were doing a code! They don't treat dyslexia here, huh? That sucks. :/