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[spenstar.livejournal.com]

I'M SENSING THAT I'M NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE

I'M ALSO SENSING THAT EVERYONE I KNOW IS STILL IN KANSAS

AND THAT IF YOU ACTUALLY DO LIVE IN KANSAS YOU SHOULD PROBABLY BE BETTER PREPARED FOR A TORNADO AND NOT BUILD A HOUSE THAT COULD FLY AWAY AND CRUSH SOMEONE! AND THAT FOR THAT MATTER IF A BUNCH OF WEIRD LITTLE DUDES AND A CREEPY SLOW-TALKING LADY GIVE YOU SHOES OFF A DEAD BODY YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T TAKE THEM. I MEAN DOESN'T THAT SEEM LIKE COMMON SENSE?

WHILE I'M AT IT I'M ALSO SENSING THAT THIS ROOM IS KIND OF COLD. Do they not shell out for heat here??

Oh right, sorry! First things first: so how do you get someone here? Gus needs to see this.

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[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

As I understand it, it isn't up to us who comes through the portal.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Ladies and gentlemen, our first caller! Congratulations!

No but seriously, how do I make that happen then? I need Gus here!

[disparages]

You're 'sensing'? And people really take their fine time getting here, so you might have to wait a while, hotshot.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Yes! I'm sorry, I failed to introduce myself in all that "where am I, what is this place, am I in an alternate dimension or did I just fall asleep watching The Truman Show?" goodness. I'm Shawn Spencer, psychic detective, formerly-I-guess with the Santa Barbara police.

Hotshot? I prefer 'the sweetness,' myself.

Now do you happen to know a way to speed this whole "getting here" thing up...? seriously, if it's an emergency, they can do something, can't they?

[disparages]

You're psychic? I dunno how to speed up the whole appearing thing- though somebody I'd been waiting for finally showed up when I got hurt. But I don't really recommend that.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Yes, I am. Amazing, I know. :) But no worries! Really, I'm just like you.

When you got hurt, you say? Hmm...

...well, maybe not, but I'll keep that in mind.

[disparages]

Yeahhh. Totally not a five star way to get attention.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

No no no! I work with the POLICE.

And besides a little attention never hurt anyone anyway, right? it's like television. or tanning!

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

Ah! Psychic?

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Si!

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

A psychic detective.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Mais oui!

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

Let me guess: you visit crime scenes and make pronouncements so vague they inevitably seem correct in the light of further investigation?

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

No -- actually, I'm always the one to identify the killer and how they did it.

Well, okay, not always.

Sometimes it's not a murder!

Why, is that not how it happens down at your crime scenes, officeeeeonono detectiaflkaklj-- Agent? Is that why you're so skeptical? Do bad psychics get in the way of government investigations?

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

I haven't found a way to get someone here yet.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Well... how long have you been trying?

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

It depends on what you mean by trying. His "Power" and my "Power" are linked. You're a psychic too, right? Does your Power link to anyone else's?

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Well, kind of. My visions are generally what you might call a solo act -- a Stevie Wonder, if you will -- but every so often, I need someone else to come in and help me express them, like a Paul McCartney post-Beatles type. That's Gus, my Special Assistant, also known as MAGICHEAD. The Paul to my Stevie. :D The Ivory to my Ebony.

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

Ah! I see, I think. It must terrible here without him. I've been trying to see when the person I'm waiting for will arrive, but it's been difficult.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

It IS terrible. :( Thank you for understanding. ...It seems like you really have been waiting for a long time. I'm sure he'll show up eventually, though. :) And he'll be glad to see how well you've been doing in the meantime.

Now, for a happier subject: I'm sensing something about motorcyles?

[rockthewolves.livejournal.com]

I know how you feel, man.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Did you lose your Gus too? :(

[rockthewolves.livejournal.com]

Haha...I guess you could put it that way.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

That sucks, man.

[rockthewolves.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it does. But I think I can do ok without him.