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[spenstar.livejournal.com]

I'M SENSING THAT I'M NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE

I'M ALSO SENSING THAT EVERYONE I KNOW IS STILL IN KANSAS

AND THAT IF YOU ACTUALLY DO LIVE IN KANSAS YOU SHOULD PROBABLY BE BETTER PREPARED FOR A TORNADO AND NOT BUILD A HOUSE THAT COULD FLY AWAY AND CRUSH SOMEONE! AND THAT FOR THAT MATTER IF A BUNCH OF WEIRD LITTLE DUDES AND A CREEPY SLOW-TALKING LADY GIVE YOU SHOES OFF A DEAD BODY YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T TAKE THEM. I MEAN DOESN'T THAT SEEM LIKE COMMON SENSE?

WHILE I'M AT IT I'M ALSO SENSING THAT THIS ROOM IS KIND OF COLD. Do they not shell out for heat here??

Oh right, sorry! First things first: so how do you get someone here? Gus needs to see this.

Comments

[Filter: Shawn Spencer]

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

This has been entertaining, Mr. Spencer, but let's drop the pretense, shall we? There may be people here with genuine supernatural abilities, but you aren't one of them. However, we're currently well outside my jurisdiction, and I have no immediate interest in exposing you as a fraud.

As for Warren Mears, I don't know anything about him. Is there something I should know?

[Filter: Agent Scully]

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

I don't know why you feel the need to doubt me, Agent Scully, but there's nothing to expose except my amazing supernatural talent. There are as many strange things in my world as I think there must be in yours. I was right about your partner, wasn't I? He would believe me.

I don't know where he comes from, either, so I can only tell you what I've seen, but that guy is Grade A bad news. I'm seeing one of those guys you hear about on TV, you know -- "he was so quiet, he just read his comic books, didn't bother anyone," and then-- I'm hearing BANGS. and BOOMS! Explosions! Mayhem!! MURDER.

Plus, he definitely does not have a healthy attitude towards women. The man needs a good psychiatrist along with his lifetime in prison.

[Filter: Shawn Spencer]

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

That does seem to jibe with what I've seen of him. I'll bear it in mind.

[Filter: Agent Scully]

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

I'm also sensing that he's very, very smart, and he knows it -- smarter than you, I'm afraid, Agent Scully. Definitely smarter than me. So be careful! He doesn't have any powers, but he can do amazing things. I'm seeing... I'm not sure what I'm seeing, actually. Kelly LeBrock? Anthony Michael Hall? Robert Downey Jr., no!

[Filter: Shawn Spencer]

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

And you are right about my partner, by the way.

Which doesn't mean I believe you.