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[magicbone]

so, um. it looks like that parade is in order. good job, Babylon! see, relative peace is um, pretty nice I think. of course now that I've said that



hey you know, never mind! look, learning from the past. go me.

um, but seriously. it's pretty quiet. there's no breeding propaganda or stupid useless fighting or Air Force One political drama. actually um pretty much the most exciting thing going on is we finally redid the shelving system at Rule 42, which means everything is easy to find. if your name is Andrew Wells. seriously it's like color-coded and genre-coded and alphabetized by title and actor and there might be some subliminal rating system I don't even know about, but anyway. it works! everything is finally back on the shelves so um, if you plan on coming into the store, could you also maybe plan on not knocking everything down? please? that would be awesome.

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[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

He must have new pedobait to mess around with in his own stockroom by now, right. If not I've still got Nair left and I'm not afraid to use it.

[magicbone]

cleaning the stockroom, that's what I forgot to do.

it's kind of hard to um, be sneaky about using nair.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

You can scrub the stockroom till it shines but will you ever be able to wipe clean your mind.

Speak for yourself, I find it makes a fine supplemental ingredient to any bottle of shampoo.

[magicbone]

I'm hoping someday, maybe like. twenty or thirty years down the road. it's a long shot though.



gksjk you wouldn't.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Just saying we're not the only ones with a business that can be sabotaged.

[magicbone]

oh my god Warren, scheming+5 but subtlety-100 okay.

[flameregalia]

I can read this!

[flameregalia]

Also, who would want to sabotage your business? You hardly have any competition. You are marketing a select good, I'm marketing a service.

[flameregalia]

Also I havent been by the shop in at least half a week.

[flameregalia]

And your carpenter did a poor job with those shelves anyway. and that table.

[flameregalia]

Frankly I find this whole thing very offensive.

[ofthebirds.livejournal.com]

(人´∀`*) Ah, you know what's strange, Warren Kun? Is that Simca was the one who was picking the new stockboy...

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

And what is it you like in a stockboy, Simca? Your tastes can't be that different.

[ofthebirds.livejournal.com]

ヾ(*´∇`)ﾉ Ah, maybe you're right. Warren Kun wasn't on the list.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Looks like there are some benefits to not being pedobait.

[ofthebirds.livejournal.com]

(*´∀｀)b Do you have a girlfriend yet?

[disparages]

Yeah, but it's been about a month, so I bet it's gonna get real interesting soon.

[magicbone]

hopefully the good kind of interesting.

[disparages]

It usually isn't, but hopefully!! I'll keep you informed.

[magicbone]

luck has to change sometime right? right.

[uponawitch.livejournal.com]

Oh dear! Did you have an unruly costumer, Johnathan-kun?

[magicbone]

we did, but um apparently it's taken care of. also um! thank you for your business.

[ex_wells219]

Yikes, this got kinda epic. You know, the shelving system is both functional and attractive, so there's no need to make it sound like you can't find anything, it's really all common sense and I can't help it if you don't make the obvious connection between Galaxy Quest and the Aliens movies. Also I'd already kinda talked to Spitfire about all of that to threatening him with Nair was kinda unneccesary, not that I'm saying you, personally were threatening him with Nair but I mean I think you kinda got the whole thing started? Um and finally remember to bring blank character sheets next time we get together.

[magicbone]

common sense that makes gratuitous lack of sense.

ksjfjk um. yeah. I know. it fixed itself.

character sheets?

[magicbone]

also um the other day I found Harrison Ford next to Hannibal Lecter. I'm just saying! and I'm sorry for getting it started gjksjk as usual.