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[magicbone]

so, um. it looks like that parade is in order. good job, Babylon! see, relative peace is um, pretty nice I think. of course now that I've said that



hey you know, never mind! look, learning from the past. go me.

um, but seriously. it's pretty quiet. there's no breeding propaganda or stupid useless fighting or Air Force One political drama. actually um pretty much the most exciting thing going on is we finally redid the shelving system at Rule 42, which means everything is easy to find. if your name is Andrew Wells. seriously it's like color-coded and genre-coded and alphabetized by title and actor and there might be some subliminal rating system I don't even know about, but anyway. it works! everything is finally back on the shelves so um, if you plan on coming into the store, could you also maybe plan on not knocking everything down? please? that would be awesome.

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[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Not yet but oh just give me time.

[magicbone]

idk my bff 4chan.

[disparages]

oh. my. god.

[magicbone]

I'M NOT LOOKING

[disparages]

I know what BFF stands for!!

[magicbone]

um 4chan is really more like Warren's bff. for the record.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Yep sweetheart, your boyfriend is a pervert.

[magicbone]

she doesn't have a boyfriend, Warren.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Fine, fuckbuddy if you have to be so crass about it.

[magicbone]

stop.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Hey c'mon, I was just having a little fun with you.

[magicbone]

please just leave it alone.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Dude. Please. This isn't amateur hour.

Besides I want something more tangible. That one could put a price tag on.

[magicbone]

okay ew.

[flameregalia]

Good luck. We are very private people.

[uponawitch.livejournal.com]

Their series is hard to find, let me warn you! It's mostly the little blue-haired one anyway.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

So I've discovered. The internet has failed me, I hate it when the internet fails me. People are not complying to the rules.

But speaking of. We have some new books at the store you may be interested in.

[uponawitch.livejournal.com]

I do have a fanart or two of Kazu-kun, but so far anything with mister Spitfire has evaded me!

Oh, like what?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Then I've had more luck than you but the most scandalous thing I can find is the one where they forgot to give him nipples.

Some random one-volume yaoi and a doujinshi or two. I'm not giving you any titles, you'll have to come by and see for yourself.

[uponawitch.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's pretty common. I did see that one of those two kissing, but it felt a little awkward actually saving, you know?

Hm. Would you be willing to trade for a few hentai titles or doujins I have? Not all of the latter are R-18, either.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Not really but then I'm pretty shameless.

I'm sure we can work something out. Just let me know when so I can make sure to be there, don't want to find Jonathan huddled under the counter the next morning or anything.

[uponawitch.livejournal.com]

So bold, Warren-kun.

Alright! Sometime tomorrow would be good, seeing as I don't actually have anyone interested in one of my jobs.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Like a bold thing.

3:00? And hey, maybe you've just tapped out the supply of people into moonlight rituals in crossdressing, but with this crowd I doubt it. You should try again in a couple weeks.

[uponawitch.livejournal.com]

3:00 is fine. And perhaps- I was hoping to get someone who had more experience in that area, since I have a feeling we'll be getting more business soon.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Huh. Is that like a sixth sense kind of feeling or just a hunch.