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[magicbone]

so, um. it looks like that parade is in order. good job, Babylon! see, relative peace is um, pretty nice I think. of course now that I've said that



hey you know, never mind! look, learning from the past. go me.

um, but seriously. it's pretty quiet. there's no breeding propaganda or stupid useless fighting or Air Force One political drama. actually um pretty much the most exciting thing going on is we finally redid the shelving system at Rule 42, which means everything is easy to find. if your name is Andrew Wells. seriously it's like color-coded and genre-coded and alphabetized by title and actor and there might be some subliminal rating system I don't even know about, but anyway. it works! everything is finally back on the shelves so um, if you plan on coming into the store, could you also maybe plan on not knocking everything down? please? that would be awesome.

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[magicbone]

I'M NOT LOOKING

[disparages]

I know what BFF stands for!!

[magicbone]

um 4chan is really more like Warren's bff. for the record.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Yep sweetheart, your boyfriend is a pervert.

[magicbone]

she doesn't have a boyfriend, Warren.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Fine, fuckbuddy if you have to be so crass about it.

[magicbone]

stop.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Hey c'mon, I was just having a little fun with you.

[magicbone]

please just leave it alone.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Fine. For the record though, she can take it.

[magicbone]

um I really don't care. I don't want people talking like that about her, okay. it's rude.


thank you.

[disparages]

High school, much? How about we keep the snip-snapping here strictly between you boys, okay? Homo to homo.

[ Filter: Cordelia ]

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Here's something that's changed since high school, you whore. I don't let people say shit like that to me. I don't usually give them warnings either but you can consider this to be one and you can go ahead and do one of your little PSAs if you want 'cause hey, you're a liberated woman, but the fact is he's still on my side even though I almost killed the love of his life and I really, really doubt you're that special. So if by some miracle you actually care about someone who's not you you'll fuck right off.

[ Filter: Warren]

[disparages]

I know your tragic social life makes you feel like you're entitled to treat me like shit, but don't act like it can't go both ways.

[ Filter: Cordelia ]

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

That was actually kinda insightful? Only it's already gone both ways, I've got some catching up to do if we're going for even here.

[ Filter: Warren]

[disparages]

Do you get this way when anybody calls you gay, or is it just me?

[ Filter: Cordelia ]

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Let's just say at least you're extra special to one of us.

[ Filter: Warren]

[disparages]

Lucky me.

[magicbone]

I'm really sorry okay.

[disparages]

Are you apologizing to me or him?

[magicbone]

duh, you.

[disparages]

It's really fine! It's not the worst thing he's ever said about me.

[magicbone]

that really doesn't matter.

[disparages]

It's seriously fine.

[magicbone]

okay but um that doesn't mean that it's okay.